TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
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Jerry walks into the kitchen and sees his wife Sue preparing to boil eggs for their breakfast.
She turns to him, pulls up her nightgown and says"Make love to me NOW!"
He drops his pajamas, lifts her onto the kitchen table and they go at it like rabbits.
When they finish, Sue goes back to the stove.
Jerry says, "That was great. What got you fired up?"
Sue turns and winks at him, "The egg timers broken."
She turns to him, pulls up her nightgown and says"Make love to me NOW!"
He drops his pajamas, lifts her onto the kitchen table and they go at it like rabbits.
When they finish, Sue goes back to the stove.
Jerry says, "That was great. What got you fired up?"
Sue turns and winks at him, "The egg timers broken."