loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Jan 19, 2013 #403 "I hate condom's STD's are a myth either way."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Jan 19, 2013 #404 "I just had sex and it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside of her."
Lia Monde Life is good Joined Jan 28, 2005 Posts 26,266 Jan 27, 2013 #405 I don't need birth control, I used to be a man.
Tio_Narratore Studies Joined Dec 2, 2008 Posts 71,076 Jan 27, 2013 #406 "You put it in already? Really?"
Lia Monde Life is good Joined Jan 28, 2005 Posts 26,266 Jan 27, 2013 #407 "I don't care what your wife told you. That is one tiny dick."
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 27, 2013 #408 Those are the hairest nipples I've ever seen. What do you mean by, I'll give you a reach around? Grandma? You're Justin Bieber?
Those are the hairest nipples I've ever seen. What do you mean by, I'll give you a reach around? Grandma? You're Justin Bieber?
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 27, 2013 #409 Damn, My hymen’s still attached. This is the first time since the surgery. Is that Dad on Skype?
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 27, 2013 #410 Why does your dog have a dress on? God, I love this song. Did I ever tell you I banged every member of the Rolling Stones last year? Could you hand me the flashlight? I think I lost the condom in there. I was supposed to take the anal plug out before? Last edited: Jan 27, 2013
Why does your dog have a dress on? God, I love this song. Did I ever tell you I banged every member of the Rolling Stones last year? Could you hand me the flashlight? I think I lost the condom in there. I was supposed to take the anal plug out before?
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 27, 2013 #411 Whoops I wish my wife would do that. This isn’t chocolate syrup, is it? Does your ass ever stop jiggling? Sorry. I think I shit a little.
Whoops I wish my wife would do that. This isn’t chocolate syrup, is it? Does your ass ever stop jiggling? Sorry. I think I shit a little.
J JordanShelbourne Virgin Joined Aug 1, 2012 Posts 3 Jan 27, 2013 #412 Wow, those clothes really hide how you look. Okay, that's dimes; now let's see if you're bigger around than a roll of pennies. Oh, don't worry--Rover just growls, he's never bit anyone before. Honeybun, you're doing it wrong. (Not so bad when your partner says it, but terrible when some third party says it...to either of you.) Um...I'm over here. Did I mention I'm married? And it's not an open relationship? Wow, George was right--he really is bigger than most other guys. I'm glad you like'em, but the implant surgery left me without feeling there, so, you know...lovely to look at. Beige--I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
Wow, those clothes really hide how you look. Okay, that's dimes; now let's see if you're bigger around than a roll of pennies. Oh, don't worry--Rover just growls, he's never bit anyone before. Honeybun, you're doing it wrong. (Not so bad when your partner says it, but terrible when some third party says it...to either of you.) Um...I'm over here. Did I mention I'm married? And it's not an open relationship? Wow, George was right--he really is bigger than most other guys. I'm glad you like'em, but the implant surgery left me without feeling there, so, you know...lovely to look at. Beige--I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
GinaeEvans Literotica Guru Joined Jan 3, 2013 Posts 655 Jan 27, 2013 #413 -laugh- This thread instantly reminded me of one of my favorite quotes from Fight Club. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." Gah.
-laugh- This thread instantly reminded me of one of my favorite quotes from Fight Club. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." Gah.
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 27, 2013 #414 This is the best sex I’ve had since prison. Don’t panic, but I think I lost my teeth down there. It’s so sexy the way you suck my husband’s cum out of me. (Okay, I threw up a little in my mouth on that last one.)
This is the best sex I’ve had since prison. Don’t panic, but I think I lost my teeth down there. It’s so sexy the way you suck my husband’s cum out of me. (Okay, I threw up a little in my mouth on that last one.)
Lia Monde Life is good Joined Jan 28, 2005 Posts 26,266 Jan 28, 2013 #415 I love your panties. I have a pair just like them.
respeito functional idiot Joined Jul 25, 2011 Posts 24,137 Jan 28, 2013 #417 put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
BuckyDuckman Literotica Guru Joined Sep 18, 2011 Posts 3,256 Jan 28, 2013 #418 When she corrects you and says: No way should you call that a cock. A cock is much bigger and black.
respeito functional idiot Joined Jul 25, 2011 Posts 24,137 Jan 28, 2013 #419 how many times do I have to do this to pass your class?
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 28, 2013 #420 I can’t wait to post this video. It’ll definitely win in the smallest penis category. Can you hand me the remote? I’m done counting the ceiling tiles. Did you feel that? Our souls touched. He puts the lotion on his skin.
I can’t wait to post this video. It’ll definitely win in the smallest penis category. Can you hand me the remote? I’m done counting the ceiling tiles. Did you feel that? Our souls touched. He puts the lotion on his skin.
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 28, 2013 #421 "Oh, yea. I'm balls deep. I'm balls deep. Do you feel that?" "That's my belly button, asshole. God, I hate myself so much right now."
"Oh, yea. I'm balls deep. I'm balls deep. Do you feel that?" "That's my belly button, asshole. God, I hate myself so much right now."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Jan 29, 2013 #422 I think I'm a Lesbian, yeah no this will not work at all.
NaokoSmith Honourable Slut Joined Jul 10, 2012 Posts 9,973 Jan 29, 2013 #423 No, and I'm going to fail your end of year paper for that too.
BuckyDuckman Literotica Guru Joined Sep 18, 2011 Posts 3,256 Jan 29, 2013 #424 Pay no attention to the occasional flashes of light, it's just lightening.
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 29, 2013 #425 "Your finger is driving me crazy, Baby." "But...I'm not touching you."