Hey ladies, may I present myself, Rod, here for your pleasure and "amusement"
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Stackeydreams
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And I got this idea because of Inspirationious. So many ladies say that they like his ass. I hope they geniuinely like mine too. here's a peak.
Great ass shot. Nice angle!
I was talking to pervy sage and he suggested that women cum to more than just sexy pictures like the ones I've posted. He said I should add other stuff. I'm not a musician and I don't have a sexy voice, but I read some of his words and wanted to try a poem. I think him for the encouragement and hope you slept like it.
What you do to me (an ode to the ladies of lit)
Your lips.
Soft and wet make me want to forget.
That I shouldn't be kissing you. Cause I'll only be missing you.
More and more and more.
You have lips like the whorenextdoor.
And those eyes like sleepingbeauty
With a touch of Lorelei's booty.
I want to rip you apart at the seams
like you were sexy tights on stackeydreams.
Sneak up behind you and cup your breast,
like I'm patting you down cause you're under arrest.
I want to fill up your dreams at night.
Make you love me like talikat loves black and white.
I hope my words tickle your ear.
And your fancy, your clit and your sexy ass rear.
Your panties should mostly be wet.
Cause this poem's almost over but I don't wanna forget:
Sassyshedevil, temptress, fierywhore.
Aconitum and baby Jane I hope you need to see more.
Lovely2222 chinakat and the rest.
Even hotlitprof with your big bouncing chest.
If I left you out it was not on purpose.
I hope you cut me some slack I'm just new and I'm nervous.
Thank you all for the inspiration. This is fun.
-Rod
Ha! This is awesome! Well done! And thank you!
I was talking to pervy sage and he suggested that women cum to more than just sexy pictures like the ones I've posted. He said I should add other stuff. I'm not a musician and I don't have a sexy voice, but I read some of his words and wanted to try a poem. I think him for the encouragement and hope you slept like it.
What you do to me (an ode to the ladies of lit)
Your lips.
Soft and wet make me want to forget.
That I shouldn't be kissing you. Cause I'll only be missing you.
More and more and more.
You have lips like the whorenextdoor.
And those eyes like sleepingbeauty
With a touch of Lorelei's booty.
I want to rip you apart at the seams
like you were sexy tights on stackeydreams.
Sneak up behind you and cup your breast,
like I'm patting you down cause you're under arrest.
I want to fill up your dreams at night.
Make you love me like talikat loves black and white.
I hope my words tickle your ear.
And your fancy, your clit and your sexy ass rear.
Your panties should mostly be wet.
Cause this poem's almost over but I don't wanna forget:
Sassyshedevil, temptress, fierywhore.
Aconitum and baby Jane I hope you need to see more.
Lovely2222 chinakat and the rest.
Even hotlitprof with your big bouncing chest.
If I left you out it was not on purpose.
I hope you cut me some slack I'm just new and I'm nervous.
Thank you all for the inspiration. This is fun.
-Rod
Thanks for putting me in your poem, Rod. It's really good. Is it meant to make me laugh? Because I did, but I don't want to offend your fragile ego
Good pics too
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Thanks. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Great job on the poem, I like how you worked the ladies into it, it was a nice touch.
The butt photo (my favorite body part) is very well done, love the angle.
I mentioned you. I hope you saw that.
Never got cool points before. I'm honored.
Great ass shot. Nice angle!
Ha! This is awesome! Well done! And thank you!
Would you grab my ass please. I love that you love it.
Thanks for putting me in your poem, Rod. It's really good. Is it meant to make me laugh? Because I did, but I don't want to offend your fragile ego
Good pics too
It was suppose to be sexy. But I'll take laughing too I guess. You were my first poster. I'll always remember you.
Thank you. And why are you choking? Coffee too hot? I like your pics. You should cum back and buzz around my thread.
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I'm close to getting my profile pic. Does anyone have any suggestions?
Also. Is it odd that I still haven't received any PMs from females?
Also. Is it odd that I still haven't received any PMs from females?
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I'm sorry I'm so uninteresting. I was Hong hoping to at least make it to where I could get an avatar.
Maybe Mondays are like Sundays.
Maybe Mondays are like Sundays.
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Oh this thread is a joy!
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Well, darn...
I would have commented if I'd known there was going to be a poem about it.
Seriously, though...just found your thread.
You're no longer new. Own your thread, own your pics, own your hotness and all goodness will come.
Now..go on...I'm waiting...
I would have commented if I'd known there was going to be a poem about it.
Seriously, though...just found your thread.
You're no longer new. Own your thread, own your pics, own your hotness and all goodness will come.
Now..go on...I'm waiting...
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Thank you. And why are you choking? Coffee too hot? I like your pics. You should cum back and buzz around my thread.
The heat emanating from this thread is just too much for me! Somebody call 911, you're fire burning on the lit forums.
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Thanks. I'm glad you like it. Your av looks well endowed. Do you have a thread?
Thank you. I'm trying to own my hotness. Somedays I want to own it and some days I wish I could sell it on Craig's list.
Thanks sexy girl. I think the heat emanates from your hot thread too. I think we should put each other's fires out.
kiss:Stay tuned. Sexy pic to come.
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Stacy dreams asked for arms.
I'm like your local usps man during Christmas. I like to deliver sexy pics.
Ooooo!!
a sexy arm with a bonus nipple and peek at your face! Woohoo! Nice pic! Thank you FR
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Stacy dreams asked for arms.
I'm like your local usps man during Christmas. I like to deliver sexy pics.
Good one, I like it! Always a good thing to see part of the face too!
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This thread is awesome!
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Ooooo!!
Woohoo! Nice pic! Thank you FR
I noticed when taking this pic that my nipple had grown a bit erect. I'm not sure if it was the cold from the bathroom or the thought of showing the end result here. Either way you're the beneficiary. Thanks Stacy!
Thanks for the advice. I am trying to work on the sig and the pics. I will try to make it all better, just learning the ropes.
Thanks! My face is actually like my fifth or sixth best feature, I wish I could show more of it here.
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It was suggested by PM that I use less motion gifs for my signature and yet jennybee said I need more flair. From now on I will try to add less gifs in favor of diversity. Thanks for all the advice!
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Thanks, if you'll notice I added a .jpeg instead of a .gif to balance it out a little. Glad you appreciate it. I also made the entire thing a link for better ease of using it to click to my thread. I hope others like it as much as you, sweet Jenny.
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Looks like you're doing just fine over here. You've got a following too. Congrats.
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I think I'm doing okay. I think your poem idea really worked!
The magician? No, but I live near Las Vegas.
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Great start so far. Keep the humour coming, please
