ElizabethWest
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Yep, still here.
Miss you, SJ.
And yes, you and Logo are still at the top of the list!The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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Yep, still here.
Miss you, SJ.
And yes, you and Logo are still at the top of the list!
TheeGoatPig
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I thought I was closer than I had been in years. I regret thinking that.
_Lynn_
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YoursSINSerely
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Handley_Page
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Gees! That makes three of us.
'Fraid not; Four
CWatson
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Make that five. I was going to get laid tomorrow... But it is a truth universally acknowledged that the best way I can guarantee I never get something is to look forward to it.
(Don't worry: I'm looking forward to my future as a dreamless, hopeless robot.)
(Don't worry: I'm looking forward to my future as a dreamless, hopeless robot.)
Cruel2BKind
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Had the greatest, craziest sex dream last night.
God I need to get laid.
God I need to get laid.
Exquisition
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I haven;t had sex in over a year, do I get 365 posts on this thread free?
Trinique_Fire
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I didn't have sex today, but while my fiancee was home for the weekend, I had earth shattering sex, doggy style, with her strapped up and fucking me from behind, while her fingers tickled my clit. I actually screamed.
Fuckin' amazing.
Fuckin' amazing.
Cruel2BKind
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There was a little get-together last night with some friends. I almost got laid. I might have actually gotten laid if I had pushed it, but I don't want to be like that.
Ever since I stopped being demanding, I've gotten laid a lot less. I have better friends, but I still get lonely.
Ever since I stopped being demanding, I've gotten laid a lot less. I have better friends, but I still get lonely.
lovecraft68
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I am fortuntate to not usually post here, but....
Just had a small procedure done and have 8 stitches about a quarter inch from where a guy really don't want stitiches.
They say lay off for a few days. I figure by tomorrow after all a little pain can sometimes make things better
Just had a small procedure done and have 8 stitches about a quarter inch from where a guy really don't want stitiches.
They say lay off for a few days. I figure by tomorrow after all a little pain can sometimes make things better
ElizabethWest
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Checking in for the week (month) (year)
TheeGoatPig
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I have only had one erection in the last 50 hours. Not only have I only jerked off once, but there haven't been any available women around my blacked out house to screw with that erection.
Cruel2BKind
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I have only had one erection in the last 50 hours. Not only have I only jerked off once, but there haven't been any available women around my blacked out house to screw with that erection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4sUPvDZfog
Man that sucks. Use what I use.
Handley_Page
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Leg cramp can be a real pain.
And it sure does hurt.
And it sure does hurt.
voluptuary_manque
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I have strong hopes for tomorrow. HM has the day off.
Handley_Page
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Cruel2BKind
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Now it's four months.
Goddamn it.
Goddamn it.
Handley_Page
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Still nothing. . . . .
I think I've stopped moving in the right circles.
I think I've stopped moving in the right circles.
sirhugs
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you hafta move in circles to get laid?
maybe THAT'S what I'm doing wrong!
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