Frantic sex in airport "family washroom"

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Who has this frantic sex?
why is it frantic?
How does it end?
 
Possible answers to your questions:
1) young people who find each other wildly attractive, or maybe
two people who have wanted each other but could not have each other for quite some time when they see a window of opportunity...

2) They have a very limited amount of time to get naked, have their sex, and get dressed again before a plane has final boarding

3) It ends because there is not time to keep fucking. One or both *has* to be on a flight or the world ends for them.
 
Possible answers to your questions:
1) young people who find each other wildly attractive, or maybe
two people who have wanted each other but could not have each other for quite some time when they see a window of opportunity...

2) They have a very limited amount of time to get naked, have their sex, and get dressed again before a plane has final boarding

3) It ends because there is not time to keep fucking. One or both *has* to be on a flight or the world ends for them.

maybe:

two strangers meet on a plane. One is married. The other has a connecting flight to half way around the world. But there is no denying the animal attraction... until that connecting flight is called
 
I actually have a story about sex in an airport washroom. It's called "Quickie On the Road," and it is about revenge sex with a total stranger in order to humiliate one's spouse.
 
Two college 19-yo college friends find out they are both on the same red-eye flight home for break, but since the plane is half full, they can't get 'busy'.

They have five minutes before their families get worried by baggage claim, so as soon as the plane begins to empty, they rush to the family restroom to get some privacy. They half rip their clothes off in their rush to mate, and after a frenzied mutual climax, they rejoin the line of passengers to pick up their luggage.

It should be an interesting flight back to college.

Do they change their return trip to share the plane again? What happens during the two hour wait on their way back? Do they keep going when they get back to their dorms?
 
The mating isn't in a nice, big, securable 'family' restroom, but a handicapped toilet stall with a diaper-changing shelf for support. Do other patrons applaud the noise?
 
airport sex

I travel a lot and for a time the overnight flight from Seattle to Minneapolis stopped selling the last two rows of seats because they were often used for sex.
 
There was an old porn movie from the 80's or early 90's in which Ona Zee fucks a guy on a plane late at night after everyone is asleep. But I guess this is different.

Maybe it is two people who meet at the bar waiting for their delayed flight from a snowstorm.

They are both married and they don't give each other their real names.

There is a whole will they or won't they thing going on. Finally, they decide to fuck but realize they don't have much time as their planes are beginning to board. They slip into the closest bathroom only to be almost interrupted by a family.

They stay hidden in the stall until the family leaves. The two people barely have enough time to finish and just as the woman is wiping the cum of her face they hear a final boarding call for their prospective flights. T

he two fly off into the sunset never really knowing the real name of the other.

Or the whole thing could be a fantasy of a man or woman admiring someone sitting across from them while waiting to board.

Just some random thoughts about this topic.
 
Bisex threesome

My favourite airline themed porno is Mile Bi Club. The orgy is great, but the best part is when a great looking guy knocks on the toilet door and an even better looking couple answer clearly fresh from fucking. The threesome move to an airline seat and the three way goes from there. I guess a frantic threeway fuck in an airport washroom might be even more interesting, being more cramped and sweatier than a two way. Why? She couldn't choose which guy she liked best on holiday and invited them both into the washroom. But did she know they were bi?
 
My favourite airline themed porno is Mile Bi Club. The orgy is great, but the best part is when a great looking guy knocks on the toilet door and an even better looking couple answer clearly fresh from fucking. The threesome move to an airline seat and the three way goes from there. I guess a frantic threeway fuck in an airport washroom might be even more interesting, being more cramped and sweatier than a two way. Why? She couldn't choose which guy she liked best on holiday and invited them both into the washroom. But did she know they were bi?

of course she did...they were holding hands waiting in line for security... but checking out her tits & ass.
 
I travel a lot and for a time the overnight flight from Seattle to Minneapolis stopped selling the last two rows of seats because they were often used for sex.

That was a mistake. They should have kept selling them, and charging double!
 
I have changed seats any time a flight wasn't booked pretty solid. Flight attendants have never had a negative word to say about it.
 
I have changed seats any time a flight wasn't booked pretty solid. Flight attendants have never had a negative word to say about it.

Where I fly, they get serious about the weight balance- moving back not a problem, but moving toward front frowned upon until after take off at least. Mind you these are mostly commuter flights, where sex would be a real challenge. I'd love to read how someone solves THAT riddle.
 
Where I fly, they get serious about the weight balance- moving back not a problem, but moving toward front frowned upon until after take off at least. Mind you these are mostly commuter flights, where sex would be a real challenge. I'd love to read how someone solves THAT riddle.

I've only ever been on one flight where sex might have been possible. It was the last flight of the day for the plane I was on, arriving at Albuquerque after 10 p.m. local time, and I had two flight attendants with nothing to do that were trying to flirt with me for most of the trip. I had moved to a back seat so I could see out without a wing in the way, so I was alone back there when they finished serving the few other fliers there were on the plane. The both of them sat with me and talked for most of the flight. Sadly for me, they were both male. (Well, I say that, but my gf was going to meet me at the airport!)
 
We took a flight where sex was possible except for our exhaustion. An overnight over-the-pole on Alitalia from San Francisco to Milan, plane only about 1/4 booked, people soon stretched out everywhere. After liftoff the cabin crew rolled carts down the aisles dispensing food and drinks -- and then they disappeared, leaving the carts accessible. Want more snacks or wine? No problem! Want to stretch out with a friend in the back seats? No problem! I may have heard grunting noises.

The flight back was jammed. A guy kept hitting my head with his fiddle case. "Sorry, sorry..." mouthed the turd. His life was saved only by the prospect that an air marshal was nearby.
 
We took a flight where sex was possible except for our exhaustion. An overnight over-the-pole on Alitalia from San Francisco to Milan, plane only about 1/4 booked, people soon stretched out everywhere. After liftoff the cabin crew rolled carts down the aisles dispensing food and drinks -- and then they disappeared, leaving the carts accessible. Want more snacks or wine? No problem! Want to stretch out with a friend in the back seats? No problem! I may have heard grunting noises.

The flight back was jammed. A guy kept hitting my head with his fiddle case. "Sorry, sorry..." mouthed the turd. His life was saved only by the prospect that an air marshal was nearby.

the cabin crew disappeared to have sex in the gallery ? Or the cockpit?
 
the cabin crew disappeared to have sex in the gallery ? Or the cockpit?
For all I know, that Alitalia superwide had a crew lounge full of sex toys and padded restraints. Oh yeah, the cockpit.
 
Traveler A is having an on-line affair with Traveler B. Traveler A is going to a conference in city X. Traveler A routes his flight so that there is a layover in city Y, which is where Traveler B lives. Traveler B schedules a short flight on a local commuter flight so that she can get past the security checkpoint. Traveler B scopes out the layout of the terminal and texts direction to Traveler A, then waits at the gate for Traveler A's plane to arrive. When it starts to deplane, she heads to the family bathroom and waits. Traveler A joins her in the bathroom.
 
Could airports make much money renting-out "conjugal visit" rooms by the half-hour?
 
hmm one way i could see this working is a kind of japanese "love hotel" sort of thing.

I hear that in England, and presumably other countries, the airports will rent you a "room" by the hour to sleep in on a layover that consists of a bunk, a shower, a toilet, a sink and little else....
 
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