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RjThoughts said:
Sub HeadsTail()
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' HeadsTail Macro
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' Keyboard Shortcut: Ctrl+Shift+H
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Dim hot, flipped As Integer
hot = Int(Rnd() * 100) + 1
flipped = hot Mod 2
If flipped = 0 Then MsgBox "Heads" Else MsgBox "Tails"

End Sub
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Isn't that cheating?:rolleyes:
 
So happy to be home and without plans this weekend. :)

Also, it's been quite awhile since I've checked lit. I hope all of you are doing well. :D
 
Fuck me sideways. I have no cream for my coffee and I don't feel like going back out right this moment.

Worse still, this started me down the path of thinking, "I wish I had a lactating woman in the house. Yeah, sure, a cow would be more appropriate, but I could also have sex with the woman. Well, I mean, I guess I could have sex with the cow. In fact, the cow might be the better option because afterwards, I could always kill and eat the cow. Of course, if I'm comfortable with the stigma of having sex with a cow, I don't see why I couldn't kill and eat the woman. I guess there's no clear winner and they're both fine choices."

Maybe if I weren't the sort of jackass who'd weigh the pros and cons of women vs. cows - only to conclude that they're pretty much equal in value - I might have a girlfriend who'd be sweet enough to run to the store and buy creamer for me.
 
If you are going to live here please learn the language. It is a respect thing. I think it is wonderful you want to better your life by coming here. Now better mine and learn our language.
 
INeedLove said:
Hi there! Work and family visits. I ended up driving to VA last weekend. How was your week? Did the youngster enjoy it?
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Yes! He did have a fantastic time! We both did actually. One minor meltdown, but he got through it quickly.

He talked me into going down the Tower Twister waterslide. It was fun, and I managed to not lose a contact lens! I paid for it this morning though. I think I'm going to have to lay on the heated vibrating massage mat for a little while tonight.

VA! Where did you go in VA?
 
BluKitten said:
Yes! He did have a fantastic time! We both did actually. One minor meltdown, but he got through it quickly.

He talked me into going down the Tower Twister waterslide. It was fun, and I managed to not lose a contact lens! I paid for it this morning though. I think I'm going to have to lay on the heated vibrating massage mat for a little while tonight.

VA! Where did you go in VA?
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Oh fun! And one meltdown? That's pretty good with all of the stimulation. So that twister really twisted your back?

It was near Washington DC.
 
1. Rain, rain, go away... I want to see the sun and play.
2. Don't you ever get tired of doing that?
3. Holy crap I'm hungry.
 

I just found out the band Alabama is preforming twice coming up next month, in Atlanta. One of the shows is sold out, but the other still have a few tickets left. I am beyond excited!
 
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