Cyber-wanker seeks fluff

i'm back up to full-time, lay-deez.

hard and strokin' it now. oooh yeah. hit me up for some hot-sausage action. ;)

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GA, you are clearly a man of experience and wisdom. I'm having great difficulty choosing between these two gentlemen:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1310436

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1313400

I assume that both of these men are attractive, skilled lovers with unparalleled insight into the female psyche (I mean, that much is obvious). Whom should I choose? I've been waiting my whole life for the opportunity to be abused by a cyber wanker who considers me a brainless set of holes. But, I can only choose one, because (let's be honest) there are only so many hours in the day.

Any advice you can provide would be gratefully appreciated.

H xx
 
ChoirGirl for the win...

GA, you are clearly a man of experience and wisdom. I'm having great difficulty choosing between these two gentlemen:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1310436

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1313400

I assume that both of these men are attractive, skilled lovers with unparalleled insight into the female psyche (I mean, that much is obvious). Whom should I choose? I've been waiting my whole life for the opportunity to be abused by a cyber wanker who considers me a brainless set of holes. But, I can only choose one, because (let's be honest) there are only so many hours in the day.

Any advice you can provide would be gratefully appreciated.

H xx
 
GA, you are clearly a man of experience and wisdom. I'm having great difficulty choosing between these two gentlemen:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1310436

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1313400

I assume that both of these men are attractive, skilled lovers with unparalleled insight into the female psyche (I mean, that much is obvious). Whom should I choose? I've been waiting my whole life for the opportunity to be abused by a cyber wanker who considers me a brainless set of holes. But, I can only choose one, because (let's be honest) there are only so many hours in the day.

Any advice you can provide would be gratefully appreciated.

H xx

I'm moist for the first guy...:cool:
 
GA, you are clearly a man of experience and wisdom. I'm having great difficulty choosing between these two gentlemen:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1310436

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1313400

I assume that both of these men are attractive, skilled lovers with unparalleled insight into the female psyche (I mean, that much is obvious). Whom should I choose? I've been waiting my whole life for the opportunity to be abused by a cyber wanker who considers me a brainless set of holes. But, I can only choose one, because (let's be honest) there are only so many hours in the day.

Any advice you can provide would be gratefully appreciated.

H xx

the first is too demanding.

if you must leave me, go with the second.

...then come back to where you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely wanna be, baby! ;)
 
hey, fuck off and cyber-wank your own thread, dood.

*hmph* the f'kin nerve. schmoozing into my chicks.
Didn't you want the full Personals experience, GA?
Take it as a compliment. Cock blocking and poaching simply means that you're attracting women in demand. Or is it that their presence here makes them seem easy?

Maybe your inbox is more reflective of the caliber of the women drawn by the undeniable appeal of your ad...and rubber...
 
Didn't you want the full Personals experience, GA?
Take it as a compliment. Cock blocking and poaching simply means that you're attracting women in demand. Or is it that their presence here makes them seem easy?

Maybe your inbox is more reflective of the caliber of the women drawn by the undeniable appeal of your ad...and rubber...

joey doesn't share food; and the GA don't share hiz lay-deez. being a super-cool, jonny depp cyber-wanker is an art. i don't need any block-cocker besmirching me canvas - so-to-speak.

...innit.

now, back to the moulded-latex cock ... and gas mask.

and chains.
 
competition is fierce for the C-W crown at the moment. there's a lot of us about. it must be 'cause it's the weekend.
 
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