embarassing/funny/awkward moments during intercourse

No, bb....I'm in Oklahoma. My ex is from Minnesota, though. Not so random, though, I see that you are in Minnesota....did it sound familiar? ;)

It did sound a bit familiar, combined with the "Wildlife Refuge" and your name, which is a freeway around here. I assumed, and I shouldn't have assumed!
 
Minnesota is a wonderful place....actually do have an embarassing moment to share from Minnesota....well kind of.....

Ex-wife, gf at the time, and I were in the water at a state park, about 15-20 feet from the dock, discretely enjoying each other under the water when her Dad comes out to the dock and has about a 20 minute conversation with us. I'm inside her the whole time and even bounce a little from time to time to keep it interesting....more fun than embarassing, but a good story nonetheless. ;)
 
What is it about the water around here? I've spent many a night wrapped around a boyfriend while in the water. One such a event was up at my family's lake home, me, wrapped around him while he's buried deep, both of us in no hurry whatsoever, only to hear shouts from shore telling us to just hurry up with it and be done because they were hungry and wanted to start grilling. Thankfully it was just a bunch of my friends, but still, a tad bit embarassing since they obviously all knew what we were doing out there. Maybe the funniest part was that they were not surprised at all. I think the reputation of my libido was rampant even then. :devil:
 
This is my first post...

A few years back my wife and I had just celebrated the birth of our child. Being first time parents we tended to be a bit on the protective side, worrying over every little thing our newborn did. Our child would have these never ending crying fits that sometimes caused our child to stop breathing. So my wife would blow on our child's face to "stun" our kid into breathing. Kinda like a jumpstart.
Well on day we finally got a chance to restart our love life. Anyone with children knows right after a birth its next to impossible to get nookie, even if she is horny as hell. LOL So here we are going at it hot and heavy, in the missionary position (blah), when I start cumming. I'm trying to be quiet as not to wake up our newborn in the next room, so I'm holding my breath trying not to make any loud groans. Well wouldn't you believe it....my wife looks up at me and promptly and instinctivly blows in my face and yells, "breathe!". I lost it...I couldn't go on any further I was laughing too hard. She then started laughing too. In fact we still laugh about it to this day!! LOL
 
Ok another...

My house is not even 15 feet from the neighboring houses (got to love city lots!) and we now have all of our windows covered, EVERY window covered in fact. The cause for the window coverings, you might ask...Hot, frantic sex in the kitchen, on the counter, laughing, ripping each other's clothes off, going at it as hard and as quick as we could. Once we had finished, and I jumped off the counter to move to another room, there they were-the neighbors. Sitting on their deck, in front of their fire pit, staring. I just grinned and waved but the hubinator insisted on buying curtains for the remaining windows the next day. Probably for the best.

Another neighbor story:
I am a big fan of open windows and no air conditioning and occasionally I forget to close the windows when engaging in "fun time" with the hub. One such evening I forgot to close the window and we proceeded to have fun, loudly, enthusiastically, no kids in the house, no where to be at that current moment, we had fun. After (why is it always after that I notice things???) I realized the window was open, so I closed it. Went outside a little while later (dressed this time) to start the grill and there sits a neighbor, who proceeds to ask me if we had fun. :eek:
 
LOL thats too funny! I'm sure your neighbors love having you around ;)
 
Hub says he covered the windows so I wouldn't give the old guy a heart attack. But I think he got tired of the neighbor women oogling him. :eek:
 
Heres another one...lol


I'm originally from Oregon and had met my current wife over the internet. Yes yes I'm one of those "axe murderers" hehe. Anyways back in the day when we first started dating I flew down to Florida to see my girl for the first time. That first week was totally hot and wild, fucking in every spot we could find without being caught. Well one day we're at her house laying in bed watching a porno. We start fooling around, she's laying on my shoulder all cozy like, we both start stroking each other. Then I start feeling her hair tickling my arm she was laying on. I try to ignore it but the tickling starts getting worse. So I just casually reach up to brush her hair aside. Well thats when I feel that its not her hair....it was a fucking HUGE palmetto bug. If you have never been to FL they look like giant 2-3 inch long roaches. Me being from OR had never seen giant mutant bugs like that. I totally freaked and lept off the bed and she is flipping out trying to get it out of her hair (even though it was not in her hair). While looking for a shoe to squash it, the damned thing flew at me like an assasin. I ran naked as a jaybird straight for the living room where all the windows were open. Her cat came in the room, saw the bug, and ran like the pussy he was. LOL
I'm still surprised that I moved to FL. I hate mutant bugs!!! :D
 
laughs while in the act

I was at a friend's swinging party enjoying a nice lady when we heard the hostess pin the biggest guy there in about 5 seconds flat. Both of us (the lady and I) burst out laughing mid intercourse.
 
Ok, back to the water. My first wife found a wonderful secluded cove on an all but abandonned NH lake. We were naked, she on my lap facing the lake, while I faced the shore. I notice her fingers in my hair as she often did while we made love, and unlike most times I'd feel her hands free themselves from my head....finally when I also noticed her staring off accross my shoulder I turned....she'd been waving to four canoes paddling back and forth accross the entrance to the cove...
 
Too much to drink...

My roommate (f) and I had a guy over that we were being naughty with...we had all been drinking and playing around most of the evening. I was going down on him, and was waaaaay too drunk...my friend pushed my head down on his cock, it hit the back of my throat, and I proceeded to throw up on his lap. I started laughing, my friend was laughing hard, and the guy had passed out. We wiped it up with the sheets, and left him there...ehh...I haven't lived that one down....good times :)
 
The first time I had I came I literally passed out cold. Was pretty embarrassed to say the least, but my partner thought it was pretty fuuny.
 
This is my first post...

A few years back my wife and I had just celebrated the birth of our child. Being first time parents we tended to be a bit on the protective side, worrying over every little thing our newborn did. Our child would have these never ending crying fits that sometimes caused our child to stop breathing. So my wife would blow on our child's face to "stun" our kid into breathing. Kinda like a jumpstart.
Well on day we finally got a chance to restart our love life. Anyone with children knows right after a birth its next to impossible to get nookie, even if she is horny as hell. LOL So here we are going at it hot and heavy, in the missionary position (blah), when I start cumming. I'm trying to be quiet as not to wake up our newborn in the next room, so I'm holding my breath trying not to make any loud groans. Well wouldn't you believe it....my wife looks up at me and promptly and instinctivly blows in my face and yells, "breathe!". I lost it...I couldn't go on any further I was laughing too hard. She then started laughing too. In fact we still laugh about it to this day!! LOL
EXCELLENT way to start posting!!

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Slammin' a new friend in the back seat of her Mommy's Mercedes way down a dirt farm track on a sunny summer Saturday afternoon when I hear a tractor motor. Right outside the car. The old farmer just sitting there watching until I told him to get gone.
 
I've never had sex, but I caused an awkward moment for people. The people in the dorm room above mine have sex almost every hour. Constantly hearing them banging against the wall or whatever it was they were doing really annoyed me when I was trying to get some sleep at 3 AM before my final exam, so I yelled out really loudly "DAMN PEOPLE IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME STOP FUCKING HAVING SEX!" I heard them laughing after that and I got angry and told them to shut up, but then I laughed to myself too because it was pretty funny. At least they were quiet after that, but only for that night.
 
I've never had sex, but I caused an awkward moment for people. The people in the dorm room above mine have sex almost every hour. Constantly hearing them banging against the wall or whatever it was they were doing really annoyed me when I was trying to get some sleep at 3 AM before my final exam, so I yelled out really loudly "DAMN PEOPLE IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME STOP FUCKING HAVING SEX!" I heard them laughing after that and I got angry and told them to shut up, but then I laughed to myself too because it was pretty funny. At least they were quiet after that, but only for that night.

Ah I remember having a room next to someone with a Drum kit... So much fun. As for listening to people fucking it normally drives me crazy with desire and I have to beat off at the same time.
 
well mine is embarassing back in june i was going at with a friend of mine in the shower doggie style and i just had knee injury about a month back were both big and my knee gave out and we both fell out the shower
 
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