Calling you names

Good evening ladies, I would like to exchange with you (preferably by PM) to get to know you just enough to call you names in just the right way. In other words, go beyond the generic "you dirty whore" or "you slut", although in some cases, these may be perfectly suitable...
Any lady feels like being called names?

Hehee mm, sounds interesting and erotic, actually. I'm no 'ho, I'm a respectable, Conservative middle aged lady, with a healthy appetite for sex. I'm on yahoo with the same username, off n on hon. Xx