With a mischievious grin...

Wife of Bath · Dec 29, 2011

indyhoosier54 said:
WOW...what an amazing ass...more like ASSSSSSSSS!

Thank you

. This thread makes me wonder if I am just complete imbecile when I go out in public because I never think anyone even notices my derriere.

IhateClowns said:
By shotgun you mean penis no?

That depends. Do you think your shotgun can shoot clay pigeons in the air? If so...yes. That is something I'd love to see.

Let me rephrase that...any Litsters compelled to demonstrate their 'shooting' ability...I appreciate the effort but sweet lord keep it to yourself.

IhateClowns · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
Thank you . This thread makes me wonder if I am just complete imbecile when I go out in public because I never think anyone even notices my derriere.

That depends. Do you think your shotgun can shoot clay pigeons in the air? If so...yes. That is something I'd love to see.

Let me rephrase that...any Litsters compelled to demonstrate their 'shooting' ability...I appreciate the effort but sweet lord keep it to yourself.

I would like to say that the above clarification might be the smartest post you have ever made.

Now as for grannie she was a kind and gentle soul. She wasn't into shooting pigeons. She was into mountain and rock climbing though. That is how she lost her teeth. Taking breaks in te middle of climbs to sip martinis was just not a smart idea.

indyhoosier54 · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
Thank you . This thread makes me wonder if I am just complete imbecile when I go out in public because I never think anyone even notices my derriere.

That depends. Do you think your shotgun can shoot clay pigeons in the air? If so...yes. That is something I'd love to see.

Let me rephrase that...any Litsters compelled to demonstrate their 'shooting' ability...I appreciate the effort but sweet lord keep it to yourself.

You THINK they dont notice...

Wife of Bath · Dec 29, 2011

IhateClowns said:
I would like to say that the above clarification might be the smartest post you have ever made.

Now as for grannie she was a kind and gentle soul. She wasn't into shooting pigeons. She was into mountain and rock climbing though. That is how she lost her teeth. Taking breaks in te middle of climbs to sip martinis was just not a smart idea.

I agree.

I've never understood the compulsion to mix alcohol with outdoor activities. 'Let's fill our camelbaks with beer and go skiing!' worst idea ever.

My condolences to Grannie for her lost toothers.

indyhoosier54 said:
You THINK they dont notice...

Haha I really do. I'm telling you. I blend in

. I'm just an average girl.

Prince Albert · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
Thank you . This thread makes me wonder if I am just complete imbecile when I go out in public because I never think anyone even notices my derriere.

That depends. Do you think your shotgun can shoot clay pigeons in the air? If so...yes. That is something I'd love to see.

Let me rephrase that...any Litsters compelled to demonstrate their 'shooting' ability...I appreciate the effort but sweet lord keep it to yourself.

Too late, you brought this on yourself. Now you will be getting "100's" of pictures of guys, "shooting skeet".

Wegger · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
Thank you . This thread makes me wonder if I am just complete imbecile when I go out in public because I never think anyone even notices my derriere.

Why else do you think all those guys behind you are walking into lamp posts and getting hit by trucks? Because they're looking at you walking away instead of where there's going!

Absolut · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
Thank you . This thread makes me wonder if I am just complete imbecile when I go out in public because I never think anyone even notices my derriere.

Unless you're looking back at them who are looking back at you (and your perfect behind) then you'll never really notice the admirers.

That or you might consider having eyes installed in the back of your head, whichever works best for you.

CtGuy99 · Dec 29, 2011

YOU.. are crazy sexy hot!!!

bluegypsy · Dec 29, 2011

I'm a bit late to the party, but I'm loving your photos and commentary. Serious contender for "best new thread of the year." (Do they give awards around here? If so, can I escort you to the ceremony?).

Artfan2 · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
I'm an ace with a shotgun.

Hmm . . . . . So am I. Maybe we can shoot a round of sporting clays.

After the comment about not being quite as intimate in the produce department as I was imagining, you're starting to win me back.

albertaboy · Dec 29, 2011

wow, just went through your index, awesome pics.

Love the Red Garter belt

Chevy21 · Dec 29, 2011

Is that a challenge im reading????!
Ps.... What gauge shot gun do you shoot??? Any other shooting abilities?

Gotta love a woman who knows her way around a gun!

Wife of Bath · Dec 29, 2011

Absolut said:
Oh now you're just being cruel, the female mullet hair cut has to be the most under-rated sexy cut you could possibly have.

Who doesn't love short front and sides with a long back for pulling on.

Business in the front, party in the back! Shoo-wee.

Prince Albert said:
Too late, you brought this on yourself. Now you will be getting "100's" of pictures of guys, "shooting skeet".

Oh goodness. Let's hope not.

Wegger said:
Why else do you think all those guys behind you are walking into lamp posts and getting hit by trucks? Because they're looking at you walking away instead of where there's going!

Ha! You know...that has happened before. I'm sure it had nothing to do with me though. Not the getting hit by trucks part, the walking into things part.

Absolut said:
Unless you're looking back at them who are looking back at you (and your perfect behind) then you'll never really notice the admirers.

That or you might consider having eyes installed in the back of your head, whichever works best for you.

Hmm...do you think they would go well with my mullet?

CtGuy99 said:
YOU.. are crazy sexy hot!!!

Thank you!

Wife of Bath · Dec 29, 2011

bluegypsy said:
I'm a bit late to the party, but I'm loving your photos and commentary. Serious contender for "best new thread of the year." (Do they give awards around here? If so, can I escort you to the ceremony?).

Aw, thank you! I confess, this is not my first rodeo. I'd like to think I worked out the thread kinks the first time

.

Artfan2 said:
Hmm . . . . . So am I. Maybe we can shoot a round of sporting clays.

After the comment about not being quite as intimate in the produce department as I was imagining, you're starting to win me back.

Awesome. And yeah...no sex in public. Not my thing. I am pretty conservative as far as dress as well.

albertaboy said:
wow, just went through your index, awesome pics.

Love the Red Garter belt

Thanks!

Chevy21 said:
Is that a challenge im reading????!
Ps.... What gauge shot gun do you shoot??? Any other shooting abilities?
Gotta love a woman who knows her way around a gun!

Haha I mean it's not really worth trying, I'm a one-man gal and the slot is filled

. I have a 12 gauge. I am decent with a pistol but not great.

Prince Albert · Dec 29, 2011

Ok, now I'm "REALLY AFRAID"!

1) You are a stonefox.

2) You are artistic.

3) You have a BF/SO.

4) You are comfortable with firearms & "NOT" afraid to use them.

LOL/LMAORF

Shimp · Dec 29, 2011

Simply lovely dear..sexy in every way. Smokey and your figure is so kissable.

Wife of Bath · Dec 29, 2011

Prince Albert said:
Ok, now I'm "REALLY AFRAID"!

1) You are a stonefox.

2) You are artistic.

3) You have a BF/SO.

4) You are comfortable with firearms & "NOT" afraid to use them.

LOL/LMAORF

Are you really afraid or "really afraid"? All I can see are air quotes.

Haha tell me more about this list and why it is scary?

Wife of Bath · Dec 29, 2011

Shimp said:
Simply lovely dear..sexy in every way. Smokey and your figure is so kissable.

Aw, thank you!

bluegypsy · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
Aw, thank you! I confess, this is not my first rodeo. I'd like to think I worked out the thread kinks the first time .

Yep, I'd say you're running a well-oiled thread here. Persistence pays dividends, indeed.

Prince Albert · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
Are you really afraid or "really afraid"? All I can see are air quotes.

Haha tell me more about this list and why it is scary?

An attractive woman, BF, & firearms familiarity. Not a person I would want to have mad at me, or make fun of. 2 out of 3 of those are bad enough, but all 3 in 1 package. Howzza!

Absolut · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
Business in the front, party in the back! Shoo-wee.

Hmm...do you think they would go well with my mullet?

You don't happen to come from a small town where all are related to each other in some way perhaps?

Wegger · Dec 29, 2011

Shimp said:
Simply lovely dear..sexy in every way. Smokey and your figure is so kissable.

We all concur, Shrimp, but I'm sure you meant "French kissable."

Artfan2 · Dec 29, 2011

MakeYourWhore said:
I'm a one-man gal and the slot is filled . I have a 12 gauge. I am decent with a pistol but not great.

Hmmm . . . . . a 12 gauge definitely packs a punch. And you ride horses too? Now you've got me wondering if you have a bird dog or two.

Got a feeling that your slot will never be empty.

Wife of Bath · Dec 29, 2011

I will respond to everyone when I get back but I'm on the way out the door

Until then, a few requests have been made for more of the wings set...they are old but still nice

See you later!

MYW

mothership · Dec 29, 2011

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