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Old 09-13-2017, 08:41 PM   #1
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I'm New to the Bored

Hello everyone, I'm new to the Bored.
Therefore, I shall fap instead.
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Old 09-13-2017, 08:42 PM   #2
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Old 09-13-2017, 08:45 PM   #4
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Old 09-13-2017, 08:46 PM   #6
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Old 09-13-2017, 08:48 PM   #8
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You seem to know your way around this place.

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Old 09-13-2017, 08:50 PM   #10
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I'm newly bored!
How large was the bore?
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Old 09-13-2017, 08:50 PM   #11
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You are a lucky fucker!

I just ordered air filters for my lawn mower. I need to get out more.
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Old 09-13-2017, 08:51 PM   #12
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I should have got a plug while I was at it.

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Old 09-13-2017, 08:53 PM   #13
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I should have got a plug while I was at it.

Here's a good one:



Look at that sparkle.
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I should have got a plug while I was at it.

At a minimum, you should offer to tap her fresh bore.

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Old 09-13-2017, 08:57 PM   #15
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Bwahaha! You guys!

Obviously, I need to get out more as well.
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:08 PM   #16
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Here's a good one:



Look at that sparkle.
Look at the joint lines in the black rubber.

Craftsmanship, fucker!
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:09 PM   #17
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It does have a nice sparkle.
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i want a sparkle plug!
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:10 PM   #19
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Matching sparkle plugs!
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:05 PM   #20
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Mine is prettier.
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:24 PM   #21
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i've only had one, and i lost it to a natural disaster. i know it was posted in a different place. curved like a figure 8. i need another. it has been decided. unplug. crap everywhere. preferably the gb. fucking s'cat lovers.
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Old 09-13-2017, 10:25 PM   #22
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oh snap.
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The glass crystal ones are kinda pretty.







you could actually put those on the mantle or coffee table as ad-hoc art pieces for when company comes over.
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:38 PM   #24
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yes. and this one is called fat man, and this one is little boy.
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i want a sparkle plug!
They are not dishwasher safe.
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