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Hot sex is what she craves
Treating him like a lusty sex slave
she keeps him bound
so he's always around
 
Hot sex is what she craves
Treating him like a lusty sex slave
she keeps him bound
so he's always around
To give her pussy a shave
 
]She lost her panties on the train
Believe me....she will not complain ;)
Her cunt is still wet



( hi, renee ;))
 
]She lost her panties on the train
Believe me....she will not complain ;)
Her cunt is still wet



( hi, renee ;))

She lost her panties on the train
Believe me....she will not complain ;)
Her cunt is still wet
She'll never forget

(hi Adre :kiss:)
 
She lost her panties on the train
Believe me....she will not complain ;)
Her cunt is still wet
She'll never forget
The guy who looked like John Wayne
 
Her cunt was the star of a stunt
It smelled the way you don't want:(
 
Her cunt was the star of a stunt
It smelled the way you don't want
Twisting a wine cork
With her famous 'twat-torque'
 
Her cunt was the star of a stunt
It smelled the way you don't want
Twisting a wine cork
With her famous 'twat-torque'
As she swiveled her hips back to front
 
She pulled the cork out with a 'pop'
It was past time to leave and bar hop
Her vagina was fizzing
 
She pulled the cork out with a 'pop'
It was past time to leave and bar hop
Her vagina was fizzing
But the cork had gone missing
 
She pulled the cork out with a 'pop'
It was past time to leave and bar hop
Her vagina was fizzing
But the cork had gone missing
It found something that needed a stop
 
My mimosa tastes funny
Hmmm...what is that taste...honey?
It's making me stiff
After only a whiff
 
My mimosa tastes funny
Hmmm...what is that taste...honey?
It's making me stiff
After only a whiff
And saves me viagra money :)
 
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