Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

"Sorry to rush, but once I'm sober I not gonna want to do this with you...."
 
"Wow... the last time I heard noises like that there were crosses, pea soup, and head-spinning involved...."
 
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"Has your dad been working out? He's been looking pretty buff lately."
 
"Ask may I fuck your ass please Bill O'rilley? I like to be called by my name."
 
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