What's up boys and girl?

Sensualdreamer said:

Yep long time! I work in vital records so it can be crazy...note to say (and warn your guy friends) autoerotic asphyxiation is real - I processed a certificate for a guy who suffocated himself while pleasuring himself...his poor mother found him

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IhateClowns said:

Whole new way to choke the chicken. I like breathing. Essential or not, I enjoy a deep breath.

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Sensualdreamer said:

good to know. So remind me again who your alter ego is...was it Mildred or was she the sugar momma? Did I even get the name right?

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IhateClowns said:

Mildred was a cunt. Old dirt bag kicked me out of her will. Because of her I will never have another lit relationship again. If I ever see her again, I will punt her in the baby cannon.

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Sensualdreamer said:

Yay I got the name right!
Maybe you should put out a post to find a new sugar momma

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IhateClowns said:

Nope. I have arthritis from the bunion rubbing. Can't take the chance of getting snubbed again. Isn't worth the risk.

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Sensualdreamer said:

Bunion rubbing Well I guess it could be worse...you could have gotten herpes I mean she was a nasty looking hoe

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IhateClowns said:

I already have herpes. Hence the naturally ribbed for her pleasure

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IhateClowns said:

I already have herpes. Hence the naturally ribbed for her pleasure

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DayMaker said:

Hubba hubba...

Whatcha doing later?

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Tiamo15 said:

Hey Clowns, good to see you back! Congrats on the job! And two cool Litsters returned this evening...

I thought of you a few weeks ago when I was being chased by a scary clown.

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julybaby04 said:

I wanna pop that bubble so bad...

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IhateClowns said:

Oh really? That is not very nice.

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Ricky_Champagne said:

Clowns got a new job. Ties up all your time. Well, that and a kid will do the trick.

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BlackCashmere said:

Big fat hug to IHC...so wonderful to see you
..missed you...

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Aquagal said:

Hi Clowns!

Is it too early for Merry Christmas?

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IhateClowns said:

Hey awesomest lady on the planet how have you been? I hope your world is heavenly.

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IhateClowns said:

From you? Never. Anytime I can get AZg to notice me is a good thing. Wish me Mery Christmas in July for all I care.

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Aquagal said:

Is that ArizonaGal?

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