The UK Kink Thread

Mindfondler said:

I've only just spotted this...

I'm very sorry to hear that, Daisy! I hope you're feeling a lot better now.
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MF!!!!
Where have you been? We have missed you!
Some health stuff and stress stuff going on, hospital thurs for answers (I hope)

Hope you are ok.....still progressing with the kink?
How's misses MF? Xxx

Hi Daisy!

Sweetdaisymae said:

MF!!!!
Where have you been? We have missed you!

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I've been away on holiday, and then busy with other commitments.

Sweetdaisymae said:

Some health stuff and stress stuff going on, hospital thurs for answers (I hope)

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I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you are able to get swift answers that are clear, helpful and positive.

Sweetdaisymae said:

Hope you are ok.....still progressing with the kink?
How's misses MF? Xxx

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We're both fine, thanks, but our progression of kink has stalled, mainly due to lack of quality "us" time and energy. My unfulfilled dream this year is for the two of us to get away somewhere remote and private for a couple of days (ideally with a four-poster bed!). Unfortunately, other priorities keep intervening.
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Mindfondler said:

Hi Daisy!



I've been away on holiday, and then busy with other commitments.

Yay! Hope you had fun and had time to relax.

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you are able to get swift answers that are clear, helpful and positive.

Hospital thursday for tests and a proceedure, will get answers.

We're both fine, thanks, but our progression of kink has stalled, mainly due to lack of quality "us" time and energy. My unfulfilled dream this year is for the two of us to get away somewhere remote and private for a couple of days (ideally with a four-poster bed!). Unfortunately, other priorities keep intervening.
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Ahh the old 4 poster
I hope you get some time together, it is so important to have you time.
There are a few places that are BDSM retreats, a cottage all kitted out, so couples can go and play

Glad you are well, hope work is treating you ok too xxx

Morning all.

Hope you're well?

I have moved on

Hi everyone,

I think I have moved from horny to kinky. Yes I have, I now consider myself totally kinky!

Morning All xxx

Welcome Jack.

Boring day of housework and getting things ready for the new school term.
My phone is knackered, will see if I can upgrade it. The earpiece is so distorted I can't hear what the other person says
School uniform is so expensive!! You have to have all the badged stuff from the supplier which it ten times worse

Hope you are all well xxx

There is a particularly pernicious shit storm circling right now.
3 of my friends are having a lot of crap flung in their direction.
I just want to say I am thinking of you, and even tho I have my share of the crap, my door is always open, let me know when to put the kettle on.
You get more support leaning together than standing alone.
We will get thru this week.
Things will get better.

Love you guys! Xxxxxx

Sweetdaisymae said:

There is a particularly pernicious shit storm circling right now.
3 of my friends are having a lot of crap flung in their direction.
I just want to say I am thinking of you, and even tho I have my share of the crap, my door is always open, let me know when to put the kettle on.
You get more support leaning together than standing alone.
We will get thru this week.
Things will get better.

Love you guys! Xxxxxx

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*hug

Thank you. Likewise

Afternoon all.

Looks like we're having a bit of a rough ride at the moment. Because we need a laugh and as i am the least afflicted, apart from a blinding headache, too much work and nascent narcolepsy, I'll start off the joke telling. Apologies to Mal who has probably suffered this one before (courtesy of daughter):

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?








Because she had no arms.




Knock knock
Who's there?






Not Sarah

Morning peeps xxxxxx

Back in spasm (stress) but interestingl, my magic wand gives a pretty good massage (oh for a partner who does!)
Prep day today!
I have a list of things as long as your arm what I can't eat and about 6 things I am allowed to eat.
Hopefully Mum is going to take the kids today and Friday!

Need to start job hunting
Health first!

Hugs to everyone who needs them xxxx

on a lighter note

Middle Age

I just heard that middle age starts at 53, not 41 as was previously recognised.
The signs that you are entering middle age:
Increased frustration with modern technology
Forgetting peoples names
Joining the national trust
Listening to The Archers


I'm doomed!

Sweetdaisymae said:

Middle Age

I just heard that middle age starts at 53, not 41 as was previously recognised.
The signs that you are entering middle age:
Increased frustration with modern technology
Forgetting peoples names
Joining the national trust
Listening to The Archers


I'm doomed!

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Me too! I've been listening to The Archers for nearly 30 years!

Does that make me a pensioner...?

Morning all.

I don't regularly listen to the archers.... but i will if it's on while I'm driving.

Today is a short walk out in the country and, probably, applying for that library job. See if I can find others to apply for also. Need to figure out what I'd be happy doing.

The Archers? Is that still going?

spawnofdavey said:

The Archers? Is that still going?

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Nothing wrong with a bit of Radio 4, although I lean more towards Radio 3

Morning all. Busy day here again - frantic mode is in full force. Hope you all have a good day.

spawnofdavey said:

The Archers? Is that still going?

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It sure is!
Recent plotlines have been infidelity, murder and the village fete

Morning all

Sunny day here today - I'm going to be out and about until this afternoon, so may not be around as much as usual.

Good luck, Daisy - hope it all goes well xx

Morning all,

I could do with the sedation to start from this morning, no such luck!
Nerves not too bad, I am wobbly thru lack of food and the prep medication that they gave me. I never want to have that again, it has wiped me out!!

Thank you for all the positive thoughts, vibes and prayers.
I will be home tonight, and if I can focus on the screen of my blackberry for long enough, will update you if I know anything!

Xxxxxx

Morning All

Good luck today Daisy! It'll be right! *hug

Sweetdaisymae said:

Morning all,

I could do with the sedation to start from this morning, no such luck!
Nerves not too bad, I am wobbly thru lack of food and the prep medication that they gave me. I never want to have that again, it has wiped me out!!

Thank you for all the positive thoughts, vibes and prayers.
I will be home tonight, and if I can focus on the screen of my blackberry for long enough, will update you if I know anything!

Xxxxxx

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Some words of wisdom

I was pointed towards this as a source of strength I think maybe it is quite relevant right now.
Although I must point out it is not my intention to become a man!

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

Is it wrong that I am in hospital waiting for my proceedure and am surfing lit?

Sweetdaisymae said:

Is it wrong that I am in hospital waiting for my proceedure and am surfing lit?

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Yes.










Good liuck!

Sweetdaisymae said:

Is it wrong that I am in hospital waiting for my proceedure and am surfing lit?

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Yup!

Well......
They found a polyp which has been removed and sent to histo.
In the doctors words "not all polyps are cancerous, but all cancers start with a polyp"
So have I dodged a bullet here?
Will have to wait for the results.
Still don't know the cause of my original problem.....
Hey ho!

Bit zonked from the sedation but otherwise ok