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How to ask Mom if I can fap in her room?

GrrlFriday said:
There is no social script for dealing with your adult, socially-anxious son including you in his sex life by: masturbating in front of you, masturbating in your shared bed, taking your panties to masturbate with, etc.

Every time she has told you that she is uncomfortable or laughed at you, you brush it off and ignore her.
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I'm getting really tired of saying the same damn thing over and over again. She's never told me that she's uncomfortable.

You make fun of me by saying I'm psychic and I can read all these sexual signs from my Mom, but then you also tell me to be psychic and read my Mom's mind and know that she's '' uncomfortable ''.

FFS she's not uncomfortable. There's NO reason why she wouldn't tell me if she was. NO REASON. It makes NO SENSE. SHE WOULD TELL ME IF SHE WAS! And if she truly was, then she certainly would not ask me how big my penis is! She would stay clear of all sexual questions!
 
Emerson40 said:
Something tells me ol’ Kev here is having a wee wank on his pineapple now, all worked up over everyone telling him how wrong it is, just so he can repost the same ‘I’m rubbing it and ma is fine with me rubbing it because us, we can talk about everything, but even though I’m rubbing it and she is totally cool with me rubbing it in front of her and in the same bed, can one of you all tell me how to ask her about me rubbing it in front of her, which by the way, she has no problem with because we talk about my peni and wank habits and she’s even seen me yoinking it and is fine with it, cause our thing is special and different and we can talk about anything, even me and my wanky vacation, so can you tell me how to ask her about pulling my pud on her pillows’ schtick.
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Lol if I was typing with just one hand, don't you think it would take a really long time to make all these posts?
 
Emerson40 said:
*to the tune of the SpongeBob Squarepants theme*

WHHHHHOOOOOOO...
Yoinks in a pineapple all over mom’s sheets?
WANKIN’ KEVIN!​
Whose fingers are stained with Doritos cheese?
WANKIN’ KEVIN!​
Who can’t buy a clue, even when they’re free?
WANKIN’ KEVIN!​
Fappin’ to responses to his repeated pleas
WANKINNNNN’ KEVINNNN!!!!​



You likey the Peenie Coladas,
And getting caught by your ma!
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That's actually not that bad. I might frame it up in my room.
 
PineappleKevin said:
I'm getting really tired of saying the same damn thing over and over again. She's never told me that she's uncomfortable.

You make fun of me by saying I'm psychic and I can read all these sexual signs from my Mom, but then you also tell me to be psychic and read my Mom's mind and know that she's '' uncomfortable ''.

FFS she's not uncomfortable. There's NO reason why she wouldn't tell me if she was. NO REASON. It makes NO SENSE. SHE WOULD TELL ME IF SHE WAS! And if she truly was, then she certainly would not ask me how big my penis is! She would stay clear of all sexual questions!
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I think we're all getting tired of this too. She shouldn't *have* to say that she's uncomfortable. And there is no need to shout. Perhaps you could call up Patrick and Squidward and go have a nice evening out. Or in. Whatever you prefer. Might calm you down some.
 
Jada59 said:
I think we're all getting tired of this too. She shouldn't *have* to say that she's uncomfortable. And there is no need to shout. Perhaps you could call up Patrick and Squidward and go have a nice evening out. Or in. Whatever you prefer. Might calm you down some.
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Yeah well then don't say the same thing over and over again. I know she doesn't have to say that she's uncomfortable, but the fact that she keeps asking me questions about my penis is enough proof that she's not disturbed by my behavior. So far no one is able to go beyond that point.

Here's another scenario. Do you think if some guy was bothering a girl, and that girl didn't like it, would that girl ask that same guy intimate questions?
 
PineappleKevin said:
Yeah well then don't say the same thing over and over again. I know she doesn't have to say that she's uncomfortable, but the fact that she keeps asking me questions about my penis is enough proof that she's not disturbed by my behavior. So far no one is able to go beyond that point.

Here's another scenario. Do you think if some guy was bothering a girl, and that girl didn't like it, would that girl ask that same guy intimate questions?
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I have no clue. As I said before... I have never asked any guy about his cock. There is no need. I have seen them before. I am not curious about them at all. I know how they work. Okay, so I have never had an uncut one but that's another matter.

If I am interested in a guy and we decide to have some form of sex, then one of two things will happen. He will either get an erection or he won't. If he doesn't then he probably will later or at least at some point in the future. Aside from that, it isn't going to matter what color or size or whatever it is. They all pretty much work the same. Sex organs are very adaptable like that.

You keep telling this tale but I think it's merely a fantasy.
 
Jada59 said:
I have no clue. As I said before... I have never asked any guy about his cock. There is no need. I have seen them before. I am not curious about them at all. I know how they work. Okay, so I have never had an uncut one but that's another matter.

If I am interested in a guy and we decide to have some form of sex, then one of two things will happen. He will either get an erection or he won't. If he doesn't then he probably will later or at least at some point in the future. Aside from that, it isn't going to matter what color or size or whatever it is. They all pretty much work the same. Sex organs are very adaptable like that.

You keep telling this tale but I think it's merely a fantasy.
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Yeah believe whatever you want. As I said before, I have nothing to gain by lying here. I can easily do that in the erotic story section where I can go into much more detail and add in a lot of more explicit stuff to my story and make my mind go wild.

I'm only presenting facts here.

I don't think my Mom is interested in having sex with me. She asks me questions about my penis probably because she just wants to know if it developed properly or not.
 
PineappleKevin said:
I'm getting really tired of saying the same damn thing over and over again. She's never told me that she's uncomfortable.

You make fun of me by saying I'm psychic and I can read all these sexual signs from my Mom, but then you also tell me to be psychic and read my Mom's mind and know that she's '' uncomfortable ''.

FFS she's not uncomfortable. There's NO reason why she wouldn't tell me if she was. NO REASON. It makes NO SENSE. SHE WOULD TELL ME IF SHE WAS! And if she truly was, then she certainly would not ask me how big my penis is! She would stay clear of all sexual questions!
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Bramblethorn has explained to you how she has told you that she is uncomfortable. Perhaps you have been too excited and have brushed it off and ignored her. I'm not telling you to be psychic and I'm not making fun of you. You asked here for advice on this matter and you got it: it is not a good idea to continue to involve your mother in your sex life.
 
GrrlFriday said:
Bramblethorn has explained to you how she has told you that she is uncomfortable. Perhaps you have been too excited and have brushed it off and ignored her. I'm not telling you to be psychic and I'm not making fun of you. You asked here for advice on this matter and you got it: it is not a good idea to continue to involve your mother in your sex life.
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Bramblethorn said that my Mom's lack of action/talking was a sign that she was uncomfortable.

Just give me one reason why a mother would hesitate to say to her son '' Hey son could you please shut your door while you do that? ''. She has never said that. Not once. And she's walked multiple times by my doorway even though she's seen me do it. She's asked me '' Why do you get completely naked while you do it? ''. I then say '' Oh because I don't want any of it to spill on my clothes. '' . And then she says '' Oh alright. ''

There was one instance where I was already doing it in my room, and a couple of minutes my Mom came right near my door's entrance and started applying makeup. She knew what I was doing in my room, but she didn't care. She came after I had already started. And btw the porn's volume was pretty loud and she could hear it too.

My mom and I have a really unorthodox relationship. As you can see. Maybe you're just having a hard time understanding it? I don't expect you to. There have been times where I've had a conversation with my Mom while she was peeing in the toilet. And she doesn't feel any shame or anything. I agree most moms and sons are not that comfortable.

But that's just how we are.
 
PineappleKevin said:
Bramblethorn said that my Mom's lack of action/talking was a sign that she was uncomfortable.

Just give me one reason why a mother would hesitate to say to her son '' Hey son could you please shut your door while you do that? ''. She has never said that. Not once. And she's walked multiple times by my doorway even though she's seen me do it. She's asked me '' Why do you get completely naked while you do it? ''. I then say '' Oh because I don't want any of it to spill on my clothes. '' . And then she says '' Oh alright. ''

There was one instance where I was already doing it in my room, and a couple of minutes my Mom came right near my door's entrance and started applying makeup. She knew what I was doing in my room, but she didn't care. She came after I had already started. And btw the porn's volume was pretty loud and she could hear it too.

My mom and I have a really unorthodox relationship. As you can see. Maybe you're just having a hard time understanding it? I don't expect you to. There have been times where I've had a conversation with my Mom while she was peeing in the toilet. And she doesn't feel any shame or anything. I agree most moms and sons are not that comfortable.

But that's just how we are.
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There is no social script for asking your son to stop involving you in his sex life. She seems to be applying motherly tolerance in this circumstance, which isn't the same as encouragement.
 
PineappleKevin said:
I'm not '' some guy ''. I'm her son. She had nothing to lose. It's actually me who's depending on her because she's my ride home.

The thing is, she probably thought the incident had nothing to do with her. She thought I was just horny and that's why I was masturbating. She didn't have a problem with that. My mom's very confrontational whenever there's a problem. She's hit me many times too in the past when we've had fights. It wasn't a big deal because I'm much bigger than her, so its never hurt. The point is that, she's very upfront with me.

You do realize that some families are just open about such matters right? There are nudist familes who openly walk around nude in front of each other. My Mom's not a nudist, but she's comfortable with open masturbation. She simply doesn't care.
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Why should she have to resort to physical violence to dissuade her son from involving her in his sex life?
 
GrrlFriday said:
There is no social script for asking your son to stop involving you in his sex life. She seems to be applying motherly tolerance in this circumstance, which isn't the same as encouragement.
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Motherly tolerance would be silence. But that's not what she's doing. She's neither discouraging me or encouraging me. She's behaving as if my fapping is just environmental (like a TV on in the background). That fact that it was turning me on was just a bonus. I haven't imposed anything on her without her permission. It's not like I was fapping in the living room. I was doing it in my room, but with the door open.

You seem to know a lot more about my Mom than I do. I'd love to hear more.
 
GrrlFriday said:
Why should she have to resort to physical violence to dissuade her son from involving her in his sex life?
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I never said she has to. You're just assuming that. I only said that to let everyone know that my Mom is not afraid to whoop my a**. She's done it several times. And she knows she can do it whenever she wants.
 
PineappleKevin said:
Yeah well then don't say the same thing over and over again. I know she doesn't have to say that she's uncomfortable, but the fact that she keeps asking me questions about my penis is enough proof that she's not disturbed by my behavior. So far no one is able to go beyond that point.
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The point we all can't get past is, with all this so called openness and acceptance of your behaviour, is why the hell you asked the question in the first place. Mate, you don't know whether you're coming (except in mom's panties) or going (but not past her door).

It's passed the time, I guess, and entertained us all. But really, you keep on?
 
PineappleKevin said:
I never said she has to. You're just assuming that. I only said that to let everyone know that my Mom is not afraid to whoop my a**. She's done it several times. And she knows she can do it whenever she wants.
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You keep ignoring her and brushing her off. By saying that 'she hasn't hit me yet' or 'why hasn't she done this' you are putting the onus on her to stop your sexual behavior towards her.
 
PineappleKevin said:
Motherly tolerance would be silence. But that's not what she's doing. She's neither discouraging me or encouraging me. She's behaving as if my fapping is just environmental (like a TV on in the background). That fact that it was turning me on was just a bonus. I haven't imposed anything on her without her permission. It's not like I was fapping in the living room. I was doing it in my room, but with the door open.

You seem to know a lot more about my Mom than I do. I'd love to hear more.
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If you truly believe that, then you're still ignoring your mother because it's easier for you.
 
Wankin' Kevin

*to the tune of the SpongeBob Squarepants theme*

WHHHHHOOOOOOO...
Yoinks in a pineapple all over mom’s sheets?
WANKIN’ KEVIN!
Whose fingers are stained with Doritos cheese?
WANKIN’ KEVIN!
Who can’t buy a clue, even when they’re free?
WANKIN’ KEVIN!
Fappin’ to responses to his repeated pleas
WANKINNNNN’ KEVINNNN!!!!
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I fucking died laughing at this. Thank you for making my midnight/morning.
 
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GrrlFriday said:
You keep ignoring her and brushing her off. By saying that 'she hasn't hit me yet' or 'why hasn't she done this' you are putting the onus on her to stop your sexual behavior towards her.
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Explain how I'm ignoring her? No really go ahead. What exactly has she said or done that I've ignored?

Also I'm curious but what do you think of the Louis CK sexual assault scandal? A lot of people defamed him because he once masturbated in front of 2 women, even though he asked them beforehand if he could do it. And yet a lot of people are calling him the bad guy in the situation. What do you think of him?

And you still haven't given me a reason why she would hesitate to say '' Close your door, while you do that. ''.
 
PineappleKevin said:
Explain how I'm ignoring her? No really go ahead. What exactly has she said or done that I've ignored?

Also I'm curious but what do you think of the Louis CK sexual assault scandal? A lot of people defamed him because he once masturbated in front of 2 women, even though he asked them beforehand if he could do it. And yet a lot of people are calling him the bad guy in the situation. What do you think of him?

And you still haven't given me a reason why she would hesitate to say '' Close your door, while you do that. ''.
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I have already explained to you how you have been ignoring her. I have already explained to you why it's problematic for you to say that 'because she hasn't done XYZ thing, that means she's ok with it'.
 
Kevin, you're a loser...a 23 yo mama's boy who I'm guessing is unemployed, living with and sponging off of Mommy. Not to let her off the hook, she is your enabler. Get a life, mate.
 
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