Fractured_Soul
Proud Owner of Aurantica
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2011
- Posts
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Banned for reducing the holy act of soiled panty worship to a fetish .
Banned for so eloquently proving my point.
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Banned for reducing the holy act of soiled panty worship to a fetish .
Banned for so eloquently proving my point.
Banned for another great post. You're on fire today, FS!Banned for so eloquently proving my point.
Banned for waxing eloquently on a non subject when the basic discussion was on waxing her legs .
Banned for another great post. You're on fire today, FS!
Banned for not waxing your surfboard of eloquence to smoothly ride the waves of conversation.
Banned for inflating my ego with hydrogen, only adding fuel to the fire.
Bwahahahaha
Banned for keeping this humorous side of his hidden.
Banned because I don't get any such requests.Banned for keeping your topside hidden despite many requests for its exposure.
Banned because I don't get any such requests.
Banned because your humorous side isn't obvious either. And now you're losing it.Banned because not all requests are as obvious as my humorous side.
Banned because your humorous side isn't obvious either. And now you're losing it.
Banned because that was the joke and apparently I'm only funny for about 2 hours after waking up.
And additional ban to you for not providing as good of fodder as troubledone.
Banned for not keeping the humour.
And banned again for thinking my posts would ever read like Troubledone's posts.
Banned for not putting on your seatbelt when the captain of the airplane you were on turned on the sign during some turbulence during your most recent flight and standing up instead, causing a shift in the plane that resulted in it doing a roll in mid air and making no less than 13 people upchuck and 17 others spill tiny bottles of liquor.
Banned for flying while drunk and blaming it on Indienne.
Banned for having a telepathic conversation with the members of Blue Man Group and reminding them that no one ever liked them in high school but how proud you are of them for learning to channel their anger into a more creative venture...
Banned for trying every flavor of ice cream ever invented around the planet and not liking any of them.
Banned for self promotion adding sympathy and icecream as a draw card... *hands across 30+ UV sunglasses* Banned for making me realise I should have handed these over first. Protection of eyes is important I agreeBanned for not realizing that I rum raisin ice cream made by this one shoppe in Pickerington, OH, that I haven't been to in 20 years since I live in GA and thinking about it just makes me all and miss my mommy cuz she used to take me to the shoppe when I was younger and she passed away and honestly, I have no idea where the place is even if I were in OH to hunt it down...Second ban for making me thinking about ice cream and clearly you've never read my blog, so another ban for not reading it...
Typos are as natural as long finger nails cowboy, banned for not believing so...anyway... I bet you was too busy oogling my tits...for shame!Banned for having a name which can create typos in the blink of an eye
Typos are as natural as long finger nails cowboy, banned for not believing so...anyway... I bet you was too busy oogling my tits...for shame!
Banned for having such an oglable rack, to say nothing of such a head-turning smile.
Banned for staining the carpet
Banned for failing to get into a maid's outfit and clean it up.
Banned again, this time for being pervy
Banned again, this time for being pervy