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In Vegas, you’ll always find fun
It's a safe bet (pardon the pun)
A hooker or two
 
In Vegas, you’ll always find fun
It's a safe bet (pardon the pun)
A hooker or two
Or quick wedding do
 
In Vegas, you’ll always find fun
It's a safe bet (pardon the pun)
A hooker or two
Or quick wedding do
Folks back home won't know what you've done.
 
The Greek gods were always at war
The Norse gods had Odin and Thor
He used his big hammer
And caused such a clamour
 
The Greek gods were always at war
The Norse gods had Odin and Thor
He used his big hammer
And caused such a clamour
Every time he got down with his whore
 
He nuzzled the nape of her neck
And gave her breasts a sloppy peck
His hands began to roam
 
He nuzzled the nape of her neck
And gave her breasts a sloppy peck
His hands began to roam
And found her large domes
 
He nuzzled the nape of her neck
And gave her breasts a sloppy peck
His hands began to roam
And found her large domes
Then he found 'her' cock...what the heck?! :eek:
 
The ladyboy was a surprise
Two balls at the top of soft thighs
Her hardening cock
Distended her frock
 
The ladyboy was a surprise
Two balls at the top of soft thighs
Her hardening cock
Distended her frock
“She” was bigger than him in size! :confused:
 
Kay and Case made love under a tree
Kim made two lovers into three
They romped in the grass
 
Kay and Case made love under a tree
Kim made two lovers into three
They romped in the grass
As the hours quickly pass
 
Kay and Case made love under a tree
Kim made two lovers into three
They romped in the grass
As the hours quickly pass
They reach the height of glee.
 
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