What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

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a message saying my friend was home from Iraq

finally getting the internet here at the apartment...

an evening of fun at Dave and Busters
 
a message saying my friend was home from Iraq

finally getting the internet here at the apartment...

an evening of fun at Dave and Busters

Hearing that everything is going ok with Fi's big move! How's things doll?
 
Hearing that everything is going ok with Fi's big move! How's things doll?

things are good. we're all unpacked except about 6-7 boxes of books. Unfortunately, we need another bookcase before we can finish. We finally got cable and internet hooked up today. We're both a little homesick, but settling in to life in pleasant suburbia...
 
things are good. we're all unpacked except about 6-7 boxes of books. Unfortunately, we need another bookcase before we can finish. We finally got cable and internet hooked up today. We're both a little homesick, but settling in to life in pleasant suburbia...

Good for you doll!:)
The moggies settlling in ok?
 
Speaking with a client today, and having him tell me that the he beat the cancer he was fighting, when we last spoke, 6 months ago. He was near the end of his chemo, at that point... and now he's beat it!

The man is 74, and just a completely charming, sweet, wonderful person... I actually cheered for him, and we had a moment, on the phone.

How utterly fabulous.
 
our entire football (soccer) game today!! 4-0... straight into the finals as premiers :D STILL UNDEFEATED with only 3 games to go... no goals conceded against us during play... i'm so proud to be part of such an awesome team ~ and the smile is still there as i look forward to partying with them all tonight :D

i love costume parties :D
 
things are good. we're all unpacked except about 6-7 boxes of books. Unfortunately, we need another bookcase before we can finish. We finally got cable and internet hooked up today. We're both a little homesick, but settling in to life in pleasant suburbia...

Welcome back home, sis! Hugs to you and Malin! :rose:
 
A pair of flip-flops on the stairs down to my basement office reminding me that the feet that go in those flip-flops will be back here eventually.

There is honestly nothing that keeps me aware of that fact more than those silly little flip-flops.
 
Seeing part of a really bad Tarzan movie and seeing Tarzan pull out a band-aid to put on a small cut on his knee...that was strange:rolleyes:...and then he tossed the paper wrapper in the grass and walked off!!:confused: Now I ask you, would Tarzan use a band-aid in the first place (not to mention where did he get it?), AND be a litterbug?!! :eek:I hope not!!:D

Catalina:catroar:
 
A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my penis around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The man looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"

The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The man is delighted.

One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the man."When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie."
"WHAT?" the guy says incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...."
Then the frantic man screams, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know. I got a boner and fell off my perch!"
 
I met a really genuine, beautiful, upstanding and curious person today. It was non sexual, and I had some great intellectual conversation. It was refreshing.
 
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the twinge of pain i felt from my leg as i woke up and began to move.

pain is a reminder
 
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