Old 12-18-2012, 03:17 PM   #252276
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:19 PM   #252277
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:20 PM   #252278
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That was just about the sweetest text message I've ever gotten.

Geez.
This reminds me that I owe you a txt ...or 12.
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:24 PM   #252279
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This reminds me that I owe you a txt ...or 12.
I do love it when you blow my phone up.
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:24 PM   #252280
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I think there's a lot of people on here that could apply to be on catfish tv

Have you started an online relationship based on a lie and are in too deep?
Do you have multiple facebook accounts with different identities?
Do you have reason to believe that your online crush isn't who they say they are?
Whether it started off as a harmless prank, a means of revenge, or to as a way to strike up a relationship with a secret crush, we want to hear your story!
It takes a special sort of intelligence to maintain fake profiles, carry on multiple relationships, and keep all those facts straight. How do you do it!?
If you feel more comfortable emailing us, please feel free to send us your contact info and basic story and we will get back to you asap! Email us at: removed by me
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:24 PM   #252281
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:25 PM   #252282
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:25 PM   #252283
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:31 PM   #252284
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oh what a joyous holiday season.

sister was admitted to the hospital yesterday for a severe case of pneumonia

and today my brother went to jail. its just not the holidays unless hes in jail. and to top it off, his girlfriend is leaving him while hes in there cause he cant stop threatening to kill her over her kids eating his pizza.

merry fucking christmas.
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:45 PM   #252285
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where has all the yummy sex gone? i want the sex!
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:46 PM   #252286
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I think there's a lot of people on here that could apply to be on catfish tv

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Ok, what in the heck is that show? It sounds nutty.
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:47 PM   #252287
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where has all the yummy sex gone? i want the sex!
Like all girls, the more you get, the more you want.

In regards to sex that is a very good thing.....
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:49 PM   #252288
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:51 PM   #252289
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Like all girls, the more you get, the more you want.

In regards to sex that is a very good thing.....
like all men, you're a selfish bastard who thinks that sleep and food and recovery time and work are more important than my needs.

in regards to sex, that sucks
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:52 PM   #252290
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Ok, what in the heck is that show? It sounds nutty.
http://www.mtv.com/shows/catfish/series.jhtml

So not only do they cheat people online, they will admit to it on tv!
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:52 PM   #252291
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i have insomnia. so should men.
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:53 PM   #252292
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Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.

I might be a little bitter.
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:57 PM   #252293
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Also, I just admitted marrying a mcrib may be better than marrying a man.

I might be a little bitter.
If I invite you over, do not be surprised if you walk into a McRib intervention.
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:58 PM   #252294
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http://www.mtv.com/shows/catfish/series.jhtml

So not only do they cheat people online, they will admit to it on tv!
No cable. I like fake-fake reality tv better. Trailer Park Boys and such.

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i have insomnia. so should men.
Equality now.

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That is not legal in 29 states. Beware.
 

Old 12-18-2012, 03:59 PM   #252295
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like all men, you're a selfish bastard who thinks that sleep and food and recovery time and work are more important than my needs.

in regards to sex, that sucks
Real women do not let trival matter like sleep stop them........

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2167154.html
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:00 PM   #252296
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I might be a little bitter.

*insert man-whorism about you tasting sweet not bitter*
 

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No cable. I like fake-fake reality tv better. Trailer Park Boys and such.


Sinny, where are you in "24"

I think we started watching it on NetFLix at about the same time. I LOVE that show. I am starting season 5.
 

Old 12-18-2012, 04:03 PM   #252298
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DeadEye Dick was obviously not singing about you.....
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IT dept buys me a new printer, new printer won't speak to my operating system for reports. I tell IT department that they need to speak to the operating program's team to figure out the naming rules for new printers. Instead of doing as I asked, head of IT, henceforth known as King Dumbass, insists that it's the printer and ignores my pleas to call the program people, makes the minions buy me a new printer. I object, quite vocally, and let everyone know that I disagree, that I'm concerned it won't work and we will have to set all 4 of my operating systems back up yet again and I'll still have the same problem.

King Dumbass sends me a very nasty email telling me that I'm wrong and that a new printer will work just fine! New printer shows up, takes most of the day to set up all the while I'm attempting to create drawings and deal with people and paperwork, leading to mass confusion.


Does the motherfucking printer do what it's supposed to do after 7 hours of fiddling with it?

No! So glad King Dumbass got his way.
 

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Sinny, where are you in "24"

I think we started watching it on NetFLix at about the same time. I LOVE that show. I am starting season 5.
I finished it! Season 5 was epic. It starts to get predictable around season 8, but stick with it. The end is great stuff.

I wish another season of Mad Men would load on Netflix. Not sure how many seasons behind I am.
 
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