Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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slyc_willie
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This has probably been said, but I ain't going back to look for it.
Spoken by a woman, to a man: "You're almost as good as your father!"
Spoken by a woman, to a man: "You're almost as good as your father!"
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Finished?
slyc_willie
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[size=+1]*BURP*[/size]
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Once more... with feeling.
lovecraft68
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My little sister licks pussy better than you.
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(Once actually heard being shouted up at the flat of the drug-dealer living above me by young woman with whom he had shared the night)
Go lick your mamma's poum-poum!
(He kept the whole block really nice and quiet - he didn't want the police coming round there! We never had crack dens in our block.)
Go lick your mamma's poum-poum!
(He kept the whole block really nice and quiet - he didn't want the police coming round there! We never had crack dens in our block.)
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What's on TV?
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Honey, I'm home?
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*yawn*
Handley_Page
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You got any disinfectant ?
slyc_willie
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A man visits a prostitute, and after deciding on a price, they get comfortable and naked. The man makes his way down her body, kissing and licking, and spreads her legs. He starts to lick her pussy.
He feels something rough against his tongue and pulls back, noticing a small piece of carrot as it slips out of the prostitute's pussy. He brushes it aside and, being lost to the moment, continues licking her. Then he realizes there are several pieces of what looks like corn oozing from the woman's cunt.
"Hey, are you sick or something?" he asks her, looking up from between her thighs.
"No," she says. "But the guy I was just with before you said he was."
He feels something rough against his tongue and pulls back, noticing a small piece of carrot as it slips out of the prostitute's pussy. He brushes it aside and, being lost to the moment, continues licking her. Then he realizes there are several pieces of what looks like corn oozing from the woman's cunt.
"Hey, are you sick or something?" he asks her, looking up from between her thighs.
"No," she says. "But the guy I was just with before you said he was."
