LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
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Do you think we should have invited Liz?
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No, she hates blondes
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Do you think we should have invited Liz?
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"So wait, you want to give me to your husband so you can watch him do me
just so that you can clean up the mess afterwards? Are you like a lesbian or something?"
(whispering to herself): "Dammit. His friends only cheer like that when my stupid husband
loses me in another poker game. Oh well. It's no use complaining. They'll be up here any second."
"So wait, you want to give me to your husband so you can watch him do me
just so that you can clean up the mess afterwards? Are you like a lesbian or something?"
"Has anyone ever told you you're cute when you beg sweetie?
"Come on. I want to show you my sybian. I promise she's going to change your life."
“It’s going to take some quality tongue work to make up for what you lack in your pants.”"Has anyone ever told you you're cute when you beg sweetie?
Too bad I'm not what anyone might call the forgiving type though."
"Yes, this is your performance review, Jason. But it's a different type of performance review."
"So you like to hunt cougars, huh? So is that your gun in your pocket, or what?"
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"Um well if it was a gun, it's not loaded....anymore. Can I borrow a towel?"