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Added todays spurt to the mix. Poor Ethel is on the expressway, in the rain, in the dark, with a UPS truck beside her spraying water and overwhelming her wipers, and a Texas pickup behind her, brights on, laying on his horn to speed her up. Sinuses draining, her tissues soaked, the liquid snot flows over her lips and down her chin.
You're writing a Romance story, I see. Is this where Ethel strips off her Granny Panties and waves them out the window in surrender? The suspense is overwhelming, Jimmy.
Up early today. Advanced my tale a tidge. The plan was for Ethel to change the tire on her car, but what I did was lock her outta the car, and start the rain up again. She's parked along a dark, desolate rural road no one has used for the hours she's been there. Good place to stop.
Hold on. Several posts up Ethel was on an expressway with trucks spraying her "overwhelmed" wipers.
Then she was by the side of the rode and no one who passed would help.
Now she's on a desolate road? She couldn't drive from the expressway to a desolate road on a flat. How'd she get there?
Continuity James!
Geez, LC, get with the program. The answer is obvious: Ethel's best friend Lucy sent her on some sort of crazy escapade, which left her stranded on the expressway. Then Lucy came to pick her up, but they got lost and ended up on the side of the road (locked out of the car in the rain) as they tried to figure out a way to make Ricky put Lucy on his variety show. Next, they'll end up working at a factory, stuffing their mouths (with chocolate--we're keeping this clean!) to keep up with the production line.
Or something like that.
Geez, LC, get with the program. The answer is obvious: Ethel's best friend Lucy sent her on some sort of crazy escapade, which left her stranded on the expressway. Then Lucy came to pick her up, but they got lost and ended up on the side of the road (locked out of the car in the rain) as they tried to figure out a way to make Ricky put Lucy on his variety show. Next, they'll end up working at a factory, stuffing their mouths (with chocolate--we're keeping this clean!) to keep up with the production line.
Or something like that.
LOL!
Though let's not forget that while poor Ricky might be playing his bongos and shaking his maracas all the time, he has to do so alone in his single bed.
Things have come along way since then. can you imagine what someone back then would think of a Lady Ga-ga video?