Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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an up- BUMP
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and you either get a Buddy Holly LP or tickets to the Ashes.
I put in a cricket ball.
[ a rat-tail file is a file used in metalwork :
the Ashes is a Cricket match series between England & Australia ]
and you get a lizard tail
I put in a bastard file
and you get an elephant's foot to trim.
I put in a transistor
and you get 3 ohm resistance
I put in a over charged capacitor... Watch out!
and you get Benny Hill re-runsand you get very loud curses.
I put in the EHT pack from an old TV
and you get Benny Hill re-runs
I put in a magnet from a old picture tube
and you find it very attractive.
I put in a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
and you get a buxom sales girl
I put in a pto switch from a scag mower
and you receive a Ricky Skaggs CD.
I put in a classic box of crayola crayons, complete with the retired colors...
(aww) and you get a pretty picture of a lady bug
I put in a pink pearl eraser
and you get political point across!And you get back a college ruled writing tablet.
I put in a chain of paper clips...
and you get political point across!
I put in a black warrior pencil
and you get new inkAnd you get back a bottle of white-out.
I put in a leaky fountain pen...
and you get new ink
I put in a burnt fryin' pan
and you get Looziana caviarAnd you get back some scorched fried 'taters.
I put in a bottle of Looziana hot sauce...
And you get back some scorched fried 'taters.
I put in a bottle of Looziana hot sauce...
And you get 2 dozen fire wings and a celery stalk.
I put in bottle of purple sparkle nail polish.
and you get me helping you apply it
I put in a mexican jumping bean
And you get back an easy border crossing.
I put in a stack of Car and Driver magazines...
and you get a spin around the blockand you get a nasty letter from your Bank Manager.
I put in a wheel off a Sunbeam Alpine.
and you get a spin around the block
I put in a wheel spindle from a destroyed Decepticon
and you get a wonky engineer wanting it backand you get deceived into thinking it's genuine.
I put in a wheel nut from the Shuttle.
and you get a wonky engineer wanting it back
I put in a tow sack
[puzzled frown]
and you fill it with grass cuttings for recycling.
I put in a lawn mower with a broken engine.