PM asshattery

Mostly just been getting general "Hello I'm Such n Such and enjoy so-n-so, do you want to chat?" or "Here's an erotic story (which is fucking terrible) let me know how wet you are after reading it" ones.

Nothing out of the ordinary for a while...

Have you ever been tempted to reply, "Let me check. Nope, dry as a bone!" :devil:
 
Super classy asshat said:
Mmmm hi saw your bio, very hot tits
Are you getting that hot cunt pounded the morning
And those nips pinched n suck

I don't even have a witty rejoinder this morning. I'm going to go with the classic "Fuck off douche bag" response.

I did elaborate a little. My actual response:

Classy and articulate. Just what I would expect from both your screen name and the title of this pm.

Fuck off douche bag.
 
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I don't even have a witty rejoinder this morning. I'm going to go with the classic "Fuck off douche bag" response.

I did elaborate a little. My actual response:

Classy and articulate. Just what I would expect from both your screen name and the title of this pm.

Fuck off douche bag.

Just no pleasing some of you ladies... *ducks* :D
 
Yes this thread is a great source of amusement! I have to learn to curb the urge to delete immediately some of the asshat pm's I get and post them here for all to enjoy... and I hope I don't end up here one day :D

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i don't get a lot of pm's. i haven't had a lot of time to post quite yet, so i suppose that would be why.

the ones i don't appreciate - a link to a porn or a picture asking how horny it makes me? i don't like someone assuming what makes me horny. ask me first at least.

i just got one that asked if i was masturbating? sure, i just got on lit and i'm already touching myself.

i'm finding the, "hi, how are you?" equally as annoying as the super dirty ones. it annoys me to exchange 1 sentence at a time without getting anywhere really.

i don't like the daddy ones either. that is just something i am not into.

i also feel bad for not responding. i know not all pm's deserve a response, but it feels impolite to say nothing.

i totally don't get the watching a man stroke either? what does that do for me? it really makes me laugh when it's presented like some kind of honor to watch him get off. i just love when they say, "you don't have to show your face" because it's so much easier to bare my private parts. i'd much rather show my face than my pussy.
 
I have heard about you and Hoi sin suuce, but for fear of corrupting the minds of litsters I shall say nothing apart from I have never seen anyone pour it quite like you do :devil:

Shhhh that is supposed to be our little secret.
 
Just got a delightful one!

Hello Holly
Why wont yu talk to me and fuck? dont be a bitch im attractive

The amazing thing is, this was the first message he's ever sent me, so this is how he makes a first impression! Cute, hehe :)
 
'I just had a nasty erotic daydream about you and let me tell you, you're one naughty gal....'

Accompanied by a pic of his (a) cock .. what a winner.
 
... i also feel bad for not responding. i know not all pm's deserve a response, but it feels impolite to say nothing.

I don't.

If someone I don't know contacts me because they're horny and assume that because I'm a woman on Literotica that I must be some kind of slut on demand, I don't see anything polite about that. Not responding to a PM like that is a whole lot more polite than telling that person what I really think of their unsolicited message.

Thank goodness I get enough of those kinds of PM's that they're pretty easy to ignore.
 
I don't.

If someone I don't know contacts me because they're horny and assume that because I'm a woman on Literotica that I must be some kind of slut on demand, I don't see anything polite about that. Not responding to a PM like that is a whole lot more polite than telling that person what I really think of their unsolicited message.

Thank goodness I get enough of those kinds of PM's that they're pretty easy to ignore.
Exactly! You don't owe those asshats anything!

The worst part is when they act like they're doing us a favor by sending us messages. Believe it or not, dudes, not all of us are here because we're seeking male validation.
 
I think I'm going to start linking them to this thread and telling them they just achieved the rank of asshat.
 
I did that to the one previous to this last one.

"Congratulations! Your immature and obnoxious pm has qualified you to be featured in Asshattery thread."

And then the link.
 
I don't.

If someone I don't know contacts me because they're horny and assume that because I'm a woman on Literotica that I must be some kind of slut on demand, I don't see anything polite about that. Not responding to a PM like that is a whole lot more polite than telling that person what I really think of their unsolicited message.

Thank goodness I get enough of those kinds of PM's that they're pretty easy to ignore.

I very seldem pm anyone as I'm new here. But when I do, I try to talk to that person as if I'am meeting them in person - with respect and dignaty. To do otherwise is degrading to both men and women, and shows what an immature ass the poster is. Just my humble opinion :)
 
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I did that to the one previous to this last one.

"Congratulations! Your immature and obnoxious pm has qualified you to be featured in Asshattery thread."

And then the link.

Even better - when the immature and obnoxious PM is accompanied by an equally obnoxious request for a read receipt.
 
I had a few of those. Though most were just "Nice tits"
Like really, you're that desperate to know if I've read your message of "Nice Tits" ?!?
 
Due to the audio's I tend to get more than my fair share but I don't tend to respond to many PMs unless they are from friends.

The best (worst?) was an email that I got through my submissions profile not through the board. I would search through it but there are too damn many emails in my feedback folder and I am too lazy to go searching because it would take all day LOL.

Basically it was a guy telling me he could tell that I wanted to submit to him and demanding that I post an audio within 24 hours confirming this so that he could assume control of me.

...obviously he had listened to some of my early audios and not the feeling bossy series lmao.

Several problems with his demand though...a) yes I am a switch but no I don't submit to nameless strangers on the internet and b) it can take up to a month to have an audio posted to lit because it is a manual process and c) I don't even know who the hell this person is but he has deduced that it is my deepest desire to give over control of myself to him....riiiiiight.

Mostly I get PMs from people who have decided that the know me because they have listened to my audios.....a lot. The fact is that I am not my audios LOL and you only get to know me by getting to know me. I don't really have huge gobs of time to make new friends and have lots of old and dear friends whom I talk to when I can so answering PMs from people I don't know doesn't tend to happen very often. It doesn't mean I don't hugely appreciate when people take the time to PM or send feedback through lit (as long as they are polite and not demanding or creepy I quite like it)...I just have a very very busy IRL and I don't have much time for cultivating internet friendships anymore.
 
Hope

I did that to the one previous to this last one.

"Congratulations! Your immature and obnoxious pm has qualified you to be featured in Asshattery thread."

And then the link.

I hope it becomes a challenge for guys to have their PM's posted here :D:D
 
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