American Sentences

Avoiding the Post-Work Nap

I don't have insomnia, just the motivation to go to bed.

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I Do It Anyway

I've read enough books to know that stockpiling them isn't about art.
 
Community

I might ask you all for validation, but where could I cash that check?
 
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Fat squirrel pretzels itself to dine at birdfeeder

My apologies, brainfart, thirteen instead of sixteen syllables.
 
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Feedbags

Pull the right string and the bag magically opens.
Use a knife if you've never been good at string pulling.

My apologies, brainfart, thirteen instead of sixteen syllables.
 
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While I Was Laying Naked On The Floor

This babe started to ride my dick with both my hands cupping her round breasts.
 
new snow this morning, glare ice underneath, treachery hides in beauty
 
Yardbirds

Six wild turkeys in the yard this morning: too soon for Thanksgiving.
 
Existential Spanish

There is no past, no future: I only speak it in the present tense.
 
To say she was the best of friends until she walked away would still be true today.
 
Laundry Blues

I fold your clean panties, it's been too long since I felt you inside them.
 
Depression is my dark unbidden, herald to the night of my soul.
 
Reverse Newtonianism

Depression, for me, has always been a phase; what goes down, must come up.


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