The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

tolyk · Feb 5, 2005

lilredjammies said:
Nice to meet you, Tolyk, and he smirks because he's an egotistical asshole. Just because I won't run out and boink someone else to get the taste of him out of my life...

Perhaps, smirks are often misread

But you probably know him well enough to understand the meaning

Egotistical assholes are fun to play mind games on

Nice to meet you too

Guest · Feb 5, 2005

**************

nikkijames · Feb 5, 2005

Nope, not I.

I did however get fucked quite well a number of times. :devil:

Guest · Feb 5, 2005

nikkijames said:
I did however get fucked quite well a number of times.

cpk50 · Feb 5, 2005

Evil Alpaca said:
I think I've got a permanent seat on this thread.

ME TOO!

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

Yup, definitely not getting laid tonight.

Bah...

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

Me either but on the plus side I never had to take a shower!

moonlight elf · Feb 6, 2005

Hiya guys!! Looks like i'm here again.

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

moonlight elf said:
Hiya guys!! Looks like i'm here again.

Hiya Moonlight. Want some kettle corn?

Liar · Feb 6, 2005

Just for the record: The fact that I don't post here every day should not be interpreted as me getting laid.

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

I guess you could start your own hangout, for when you DO get laid.

PS. Liar, if I was your type I'd do you, just for your sexy mind.

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

Liar said:
Just for the record: The fact that I don't post here every day should not be interpreted as me getting laid.

Thanks for the clarification. I've been wondering about that...

Liar · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
I guess you could start your own hangout, for when you DO get laid.

PS. Liar, if I was your type I'd do you, just for your sexy mind.

And post, what, every fifth year?

PS.

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
I guess you could start your own hangout, for when you DO get laid.

PS. Liar, if I was your type I'd do you, just for your sexy mind.

Hey Carson...
Any idea where Rhys is? The two of you got me all hot and bothered and now I'm just waiting.

It's all so anticlimactic.

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

Liar said:
And post, what, every fifth year?

*snicker*

'bout every 5 days here, which is still sad and pathetic

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
Hey Carson...
Any idea where Rhys is? The two of you got me all hot and bothered and now I'm just waiting.

It's all so anticlimactic.

Sorry, me too.

logophile · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Sorry, me too.

The line you closed your last post with was just breathtaking. Truly! :rose:

Liar · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
*snicker*

'bout every 5 days here, which is still sad and pathetic

It's all a matter of perspective.

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

logophile said:
The line you closed your last post with was just breathtaking. Truly!

Which?

Liar · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
PS. Liar, if I was your type I'd do you, just for your sexy mind.

Wait a minute...

"if"?

#L

carsonshepherd · Feb 6, 2005

Liar said:
Wait a minute...

"if"?

#L

minsue · Feb 6, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
*snicker*

'bout every 5 days here, which is still sad and pathetic

PFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mutter]whining about only getting laid every 5 days....what the fuck?.....it's been years for some of us!.....[/mutter]

Mermaid · Feb 6, 2005

minsue said:
PFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mutter]whining about only getting laid every 5 days....what the fuck?.....it's been years for some of us!.....[/mutter]

It's been over a month for me. I'd prefer it several times a week.

"Words all fail the magic prize
There's nothin' I can say when I'm in your thighs"

minsue · Feb 6, 2005

Mermaid said:
"Words all fail the magic prize
There's nothin' I can say when I'm in your thighs"

You're conspiring with Carson to drive me mad, aren't you?

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