1. Have you ever given a blowjob?
Ate you serious? Is this a joke? You're kidding, right?
2. How old were you the first time?
I can't say - forum rules.
3. How old was the guy?
Old enough to know better. WAY old enough. Like, older than my dad.
4. Did you make him cum?*
You're kidding, right?
5. Where did he cum?*
It was at the Mall of the Americas. He was in front of this desk in this sort of back store room. Oh, wait, you mean…
In my mouth. But then he um, "withdrew," and sort of hosed me all over, but it was okay because I had my top off.
6. Have you ever given a blowjob for someone helping you?*
Mmm, not exactly. Well, maybe kinda sorta. I mean this guy jumped me off… (blush) YOU know, I was in my jeep and I left the lights on and the battery ran down. Anyway, the guy asked me out for a blow-and-blow, and I said "yes."
So we were out in the parking lot at Jack's and he wanted me to pretend to be Taylor Swift and ask him to "Do it to me one more time." I told him he had his girls mixed. Taylor is the "You Belong with Me" girl and he was thinking of Britney. But hey, after a line, out in the car, in the dark with a cock in my mouth, I could be the Queen of England and no one would know the difference.
And I blew this professor when I was in junior college, but it wasn't sex-for-grades. You can't get better than an "A."
7. Where does the guy usually cum?*
Depends on where the guy is. Oh, wait, you mean… Most guys seem to like me to swallow, so, in my mouth.
8. How many guys have you blown?*
In (censored) school my street name was "PeeBee." The teachers thought it was some cute fuzzy little Disney character or something from Sponge Bob, but it was really "P.B." which stood for "Penis Breath," because you couldn't say, "penis" in school except in Health Class or you got detention.
So, how many?
Okay, I'm Not Good at Math, but here goes. Over the last twelve years, I've blown about one guy a week, on average. I mean, sometimes it's weeks and weeks of NUTHIN', and then there's a rainbow and it's twelve in a row. So, one a week on average is probably fair. So twelve years x 52 weeks/year x 1 bj/week, that's, um, well, it makes me look like a total slut, but some of them were repeats. A few anyway, but okay: It's true. Everyone knows I don't keep guys around past their "best by" date.
9. Have you ever given a blowjob to get something?*
I don't think so. I mean, me and April blew these guys we met at Landry's. April knew the bartender there and he'd let us drink even though we were only nineteen back then because we were good for business. Anyway, there were these six guys, and after we, um, "finished," they passed the hat because they thought we were poor college girls, and we split like, $600. We didn't do it for the money, and I felt kind of bad about it, but we smoked the rest of the roach on the train, and when I got home I felt better.
10. How long after first meeting someone have you waited before giving head?
First, I never "wait" before giving head. That's like "waiting" until you get married, isn't it? Imagine me, arms folded, tapping my feet and looking at my watch:
"Ten more minutes, Josh. Then whip out your mouse and let's DO this!"
Really?
Let's put it this way: I've never measured it, like with a stop watch, but when I swallow a load my voice gets low and husky. One time this guy told me it was incredibly sexy when I said, "Um, so, okay, like, what was your name again?" in my low, husky voice.
The LONGEST I've ever waited is forever. Like, I was totally crushed on this hott guy in my dance class. I was making a fool of myself. Finally Kristie (best friend) got tired of it. She's like, "Jamie? You DO KNOW that Michael is GAY, don't you?"
11. Have you ever given head to more than one guy at the same time?*
Yes. I used to do rainbow parties in (censored) school. I was always the Pot of Gold at the End of the Rainbow because I always swallowed and I always made them cum. After I got to college I matured a little and stopped doing rainbows. Well, sort of. I mean, when I was a freshman in college I used to go to the lake with these guys, but it wasn't what you think.
Actually, how the hell do *I* know what you think. Maybe it was.
In (censored) school my tits were a little too small to make cheerleader so I had to be a glitter girl. We were supposed to go on the band bus, but somehow I was usually Somewhere Else when the band bus left.
"Well, Jamie, you just have to go on the team bus.it"
And yeah, it was EXACTLY what you think.
12. What different places have you given head?
Oh my god. Hotels, motels, Holiday Inns, hallways, stairwells, my professor's office at the junior college, Mickey D's parking lot, the middle seat on an MD-11, the beach, the lake, boats, cars, busses, trains, trailers, campers, under the stands at my (censored) school. Maybe I should list the six places I HAVEN'T given head… Yet.
13. Have you ever been caught giving head?
No. I'm slutty, not stupid. Well, there was one time. I went with this girl and her soon 2BX boyfriend to bring this guy's phone back. We had smoked this joint, and pot makes me incredibly horny. So we were just waiting in the car while the girl went up to the guy's place. It was taking a long time. We were both pretty high, and one thing led to another, you know how it is. I mean, we didn't like, exactly PLAN it, but somehow her boyfriend's cock wound up in my mouth anyway. So, I hate to rush things, and the girl came back before we were "through." There was wailing and gnashing of teeth, but we were all a bit tarnished because it turned out she had given the other guy a bit more than just his phone back.
14. Have you ever given head to one of your friends boyfriends behind their back?
I was a Wilde Childe in (censored) school. I used to steal other girl's boyfriends, just see if I could. The girls weren't MY friends, though. I didn't HAVE any girl friends in (censored) school. Word was, "Jamie? Yeah. She's hott! Won't fuck, but she'll BLOW your MIND!"
When I got to be old enough to vote, I calmed down a little.
15. Do you prefer to give or receive oral? Tell us why?
Give. I like being in control. Guys think they are "getting it," but they're only getting what I'm giving. I like feeling a guy throb in my mouth while I tease him with my tongue until he explodes in my mouth. I like it when he pumps out so much cum I can't swallow it all and it bubbles out around my lips and drips down on my tits.
16. Do you deep throat?*
Well I can. I know it's a huge guy fantasy, but on the street where I live most guys seem to prefer my girl next-door, kissy-licky-sucky stuff to the hokey-fakey porn film trix, but hey, different strokes, right?
17. Have you ever given head while others watched?
Yes. Doesn't bother me. Sometimes the GUYS have a little trouble being watched. I HATE when that happens. It makes ME look bad.
18. Do you like being watched or do you prefer giving in private?
My Master of Fine Arts degree is in dance PERFORMANCE. YOU figure it out.
19. What's your most memorable blowjob experience, tell us the story?
Can't. Forum rules.
20. would you take it on the face?
Certainly. I don't like to get it in my eyes because it stings, but otherwise I'm totally cool with it.
21. And finally...do you swallow? Or let it dribble...
Totally depends on the guy. I mean, I like being on my knees, blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back while the guy grabs me by my hair and just fucks my mouth and "makes" me swallow, but that's just me. I REALLY like it when he cums so much I CAN'T swallow it all and it bubbles out around my mouth and drips on my tits.
Ate you serious? Is this a joke? You're kidding, right?
2. How old were you the first time?
I can't say - forum rules.
3. How old was the guy?
Old enough to know better. WAY old enough. Like, older than my dad.
4. Did you make him cum?*
You're kidding, right?
5. Where did he cum?*
It was at the Mall of the Americas. He was in front of this desk in this sort of back store room. Oh, wait, you mean…
In my mouth. But then he um, "withdrew," and sort of hosed me all over, but it was okay because I had my top off.
6. Have you ever given a blowjob for someone helping you?*
Mmm, not exactly. Well, maybe kinda sorta. I mean this guy jumped me off… (blush) YOU know, I was in my jeep and I left the lights on and the battery ran down. Anyway, the guy asked me out for a blow-and-blow, and I said "yes."
So we were out in the parking lot at Jack's and he wanted me to pretend to be Taylor Swift and ask him to "Do it to me one more time." I told him he had his girls mixed. Taylor is the "You Belong with Me" girl and he was thinking of Britney. But hey, after a line, out in the car, in the dark with a cock in my mouth, I could be the Queen of England and no one would know the difference.
And I blew this professor when I was in junior college, but it wasn't sex-for-grades. You can't get better than an "A."
7. Where does the guy usually cum?*
Depends on where the guy is. Oh, wait, you mean… Most guys seem to like me to swallow, so, in my mouth.
8. How many guys have you blown?*
In (censored) school my street name was "PeeBee." The teachers thought it was some cute fuzzy little Disney character or something from Sponge Bob, but it was really "P.B." which stood for "Penis Breath," because you couldn't say, "penis" in school except in Health Class or you got detention.
So, how many?
Okay, I'm Not Good at Math, but here goes. Over the last twelve years, I've blown about one guy a week, on average. I mean, sometimes it's weeks and weeks of NUTHIN', and then there's a rainbow and it's twelve in a row. So, one a week on average is probably fair. So twelve years x 52 weeks/year x 1 bj/week, that's, um, well, it makes me look like a total slut, but some of them were repeats. A few anyway, but okay: It's true. Everyone knows I don't keep guys around past their "best by" date.
9. Have you ever given a blowjob to get something?*
I don't think so. I mean, me and April blew these guys we met at Landry's. April knew the bartender there and he'd let us drink even though we were only nineteen back then because we were good for business. Anyway, there were these six guys, and after we, um, "finished," they passed the hat because they thought we were poor college girls, and we split like, $600. We didn't do it for the money, and I felt kind of bad about it, but we smoked the rest of the roach on the train, and when I got home I felt better.
10. How long after first meeting someone have you waited before giving head?
First, I never "wait" before giving head. That's like "waiting" until you get married, isn't it? Imagine me, arms folded, tapping my feet and looking at my watch:
"Ten more minutes, Josh. Then whip out your mouse and let's DO this!"
Really?
Let's put it this way: I've never measured it, like with a stop watch, but when I swallow a load my voice gets low and husky. One time this guy told me it was incredibly sexy when I said, "Um, so, okay, like, what was your name again?" in my low, husky voice.
The LONGEST I've ever waited is forever. Like, I was totally crushed on this hott guy in my dance class. I was making a fool of myself. Finally Kristie (best friend) got tired of it. She's like, "Jamie? You DO KNOW that Michael is GAY, don't you?"
11. Have you ever given head to more than one guy at the same time?*
Yes. I used to do rainbow parties in (censored) school. I was always the Pot of Gold at the End of the Rainbow because I always swallowed and I always made them cum. After I got to college I matured a little and stopped doing rainbows. Well, sort of. I mean, when I was a freshman in college I used to go to the lake with these guys, but it wasn't what you think.
Actually, how the hell do *I* know what you think. Maybe it was.
In (censored) school my tits were a little too small to make cheerleader so I had to be a glitter girl. We were supposed to go on the band bus, but somehow I was usually Somewhere Else when the band bus left.
"Well, Jamie, you just have to go on the team bus.it"
And yeah, it was EXACTLY what you think.
12. What different places have you given head?
Oh my god. Hotels, motels, Holiday Inns, hallways, stairwells, my professor's office at the junior college, Mickey D's parking lot, the middle seat on an MD-11, the beach, the lake, boats, cars, busses, trains, trailers, campers, under the stands at my (censored) school. Maybe I should list the six places I HAVEN'T given head… Yet.
13. Have you ever been caught giving head?
No. I'm slutty, not stupid. Well, there was one time. I went with this girl and her soon 2BX boyfriend to bring this guy's phone back. We had smoked this joint, and pot makes me incredibly horny. So we were just waiting in the car while the girl went up to the guy's place. It was taking a long time. We were both pretty high, and one thing led to another, you know how it is. I mean, we didn't like, exactly PLAN it, but somehow her boyfriend's cock wound up in my mouth anyway. So, I hate to rush things, and the girl came back before we were "through." There was wailing and gnashing of teeth, but we were all a bit tarnished because it turned out she had given the other guy a bit more than just his phone back.
14. Have you ever given head to one of your friends boyfriends behind their back?
I was a Wilde Childe in (censored) school. I used to steal other girl's boyfriends, just see if I could. The girls weren't MY friends, though. I didn't HAVE any girl friends in (censored) school. Word was, "Jamie? Yeah. She's hott! Won't fuck, but she'll BLOW your MIND!"
When I got to be old enough to vote, I calmed down a little.
15. Do you prefer to give or receive oral? Tell us why?
Give. I like being in control. Guys think they are "getting it," but they're only getting what I'm giving. I like feeling a guy throb in my mouth while I tease him with my tongue until he explodes in my mouth. I like it when he pumps out so much cum I can't swallow it all and it bubbles out around my lips and drips down on my tits.
16. Do you deep throat?*
Well I can. I know it's a huge guy fantasy, but on the street where I live most guys seem to prefer my girl next-door, kissy-licky-sucky stuff to the hokey-fakey porn film trix, but hey, different strokes, right?
17. Have you ever given head while others watched?
Yes. Doesn't bother me. Sometimes the GUYS have a little trouble being watched. I HATE when that happens. It makes ME look bad.
18. Do you like being watched or do you prefer giving in private?
My Master of Fine Arts degree is in dance PERFORMANCE. YOU figure it out.
19. What's your most memorable blowjob experience, tell us the story?
Can't. Forum rules.
20. would you take it on the face?
Certainly. I don't like to get it in my eyes because it stings, but otherwise I'm totally cool with it.
21. And finally...do you swallow? Or let it dribble...
Totally depends on the guy. I mean, I like being on my knees, blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back while the guy grabs me by my hair and just fucks my mouth and "makes" me swallow, but that's just me. I REALLY like it when he cums so much I CAN'T swallow it all and it bubbles out around my mouth and drips on my tits.
