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coffeelover5 · Feb 14, 2013

burn_it said:
Wearing all black for the worst day ever/mourning the official death of my previous relationship. Today is not a good day.

Such a shame that you feel so low

And you are in all black even underwear??

juan tractor · Feb 14, 2013

burn_it said:
And they're giant, and loyal, and can run with me, and are just awesome sauce.

burn_it said:
Wearing all black for the worst day ever/mourning the official death of my previous relationship. Today is not a good day.

awesome sauce. i like that condiment... and if i can help improve your day please let me know...

akwildman · Feb 14, 2013

You may be in all black today, but you are still very beautiful! I think you know you've got tons of us guys here who wish we could make you happy today and every day!!

burn_it · Feb 14, 2013

LimoAndPizza said:
So, you leave your shoes clipped in, do you?

On the trainer absolutely and my goal this year is the flying mount

tbearatl · Feb 14, 2013

Cheer up Beautiful. It's not the end of the World, Just time to move on to bigger and better days..... hugs and kisses.

Happy Valentines Day

LimoAndPizza · Feb 14, 2013

burn_it said:
On the trainer absolutely and my goal this year is the flying mount

That's my signature move in the bedroom. Still haven't mastered it during a race, though.

juan tractor · Feb 14, 2013

burn_it said:
On the trainer absolutely and my goal this year is the flying mount

suddenly that's my goal too all of a sudden...

sex_shark58 · Feb 14, 2013

burn_it said:
My cat thinks I'm couch

Heh, my cat used to do that to me all the time. Now my dog will sit on my lap and try to lick my hands while I'm typing. Not fun since I work from home on a computer

Cute kitty though, how old?

burn_it · Feb 14, 2013

sex_shark58 said:
Heh, my cat used to do that to me all the time. Now my dog will sit on my lap and try to lick my hands while I'm typing. Not fun since I work from home on a computer

Cute kitty though, how old?

Um I brought her home from summer camp as a kitten when I was ten, so she'll be 15 this spring

William2244 · Feb 14, 2013

you are absolutely breathtaking hun and you have invaded My dreams and made Me the happiest person because of your pics and what I have read. I would love to know you better and make it better to have the dreams more realistic..

Porkwarrior · Feb 14, 2013

Go for a Labradoodle, no shedding and they can run. You have a 50/50 shot of getting a doofus, but even the doofus's will run and their chucklehead behaviour will end up endearing, not having you wear black.

I am not a cat person, but I will take a kitten over a puggle that loves to sit on my head and fart when I am trying to sleep. Ugh.

fiveten4321 · Feb 14, 2013

Cheer up beautiful. You look great and have a lot of fans.

Rawhide_101 · Feb 14, 2013

burn_it said:
My grand get away plans got ruined by volunteer retraining on saturday

Next weekend works as well....

burn_it · Feb 14, 2013

If yoga tonight is all mushy... I may kill some one

juan tractor · Feb 14, 2013

burn_it said:
If yoga tonight is all mushy... I may kill some one

didn't know yoga could be mushy. you and i both know yogurt can be mushy, i'm just sayin'

Rawhide_101 · Feb 14, 2013

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

juan tractor · Feb 14, 2013

Rawhide_101 said:
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

you want change, you need a "change machine"...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=change+machine

SORRY Sorry sorry i am so sorry that was totally out of line and i apologize profusely

Rawhide_101 · Feb 14, 2013

Boom!!!

burn_it · Feb 14, 2013

That is the weirdest thing.

burn_it · Feb 15, 2013

Drinking in my tub. Lets not discuss that my only mixer was cherry 7-up

juan tractor · Feb 15, 2013

burn_it said:
Drinking in my tub. Lets not discuss that my only mixer was cherry 7-up

hell, i'm comin' over...

LeChatNoir · Feb 15, 2013

burn_it said:
Drinking in my tub. Lets not discuss that my only mixer was cherry 7-up

That isn't necessarily a mortal sin. If you're mixing it with gin or vodka, you're good.

If you're mixing it with good bourbon or rye, I'm sorry, but you're going straight to hell.

-LCN

juan tractor · Feb 15, 2013

LeChatNoir said:
That isn't necessarily a mortal sin. If you're mixing it with gin or vodka, you're good.

If you're mixing it with good bourbon or rye, I'm sorry, but you're going straight to hell.

-LCN

and if you're mixing it with tequila, you're already in hell...

wrant · Feb 15, 2013

burn_it said:
All I want in life is a Bernese mountain dog

I happen to have a friend with a Berner and I also know the breeder! They are cool dogs. Big, burly and friendly as can be dogs.

burn_it · Feb 15, 2013

wrant said:
I happen to have a friend with a Berner and I also know the breeder! They are cool dogs. Big, burly and friendly as can be dogs.

Hook a girl up.

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