Old 11-27-2012, 09:50 PM   #72951
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And then there were two
 

Old 11-27-2012, 09:57 PM   #72952
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:59 PM   #72953
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:11 PM   #72954
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There are worse things a person could become...

Wear you geek halo with pride I say!
 

Old 11-27-2012, 10:15 PM   #72955
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:20 PM   #72956
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:10 PM   #72957
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:13 PM   #72958
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Rough onesie
Dude, I think you are doing it wrong

 

Old 11-27-2012, 11:16 PM   #72959
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How did MLP porn get pass FCC censors? Why did they show it on cable? Why???
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:22 PM   #72960
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:23 PM   #72961
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:24 PM   #72962
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But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

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Old 11-27-2012, 11:28 PM   #72963
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:30 PM   #72964
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How tough these next few weeks could be. Looks like we'll be playing Christmas by ear.
 

Old 11-27-2012, 11:48 PM   #72965
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:35 AM   #72966
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We won by 24 and stopped trying the last several minutes. That was fun.
 

Old 11-28-2012, 12:39 AM   #72967
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We won by 24 and stopped trying the last several minutes. That was fun.
Can you believe those white boys? They looked good!
 

Old 11-28-2012, 12:42 AM   #72968
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Can you believe those white boys? They looked good!
White boys can jump????
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:44 AM   #72969
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White boys can jump????
Apparently they can. They have this one white boy that is a shot blocking machine!
 

Old 11-28-2012, 12:53 AM   #72970
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I need a release. Also not having internet sucks.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:54 AM   #72971
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I need a release. Also not having internet sucks.
I'd love to help you get release!
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Who loves for that? nor for thy sprightly wit:
I love thee not for thy sweet modesty,
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I love thee not for thy enchanting eye,
Thy beauty, ravishing perfection:
I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
And leap with pleasure when those lips of thine,
Give musical and graceful utterance,
To some (by thee made happy) poet's line.
I love thee not for voice or slender small,
But wilt thou know wherefore? Fair sweet, for all...

'Faith, wench! I cannot court thy sprightly eyes,
With the base viol placed between my thighs:
I cannot lisp, nor to some fiddle sing,
Nor run upon a high stretching minikin...
Not I, by cock! but I shall tell thee roundly,
Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.

Christopher Marlowe
 

Old 11-28-2012, 01:09 AM   #72972
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The world is not in alignment with that pairing.
 

Old 11-28-2012, 01:32 AM   #72973
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:47 AM   #72974
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:50 AM   #72975
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