The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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moonlight elf said:
LOL



Looks like I am going to become a permanent fixture here.

Me, too. :( I'll be in the corner...painting my toenails f*ck-me-red for no apparent reason, if you need me.
 
logophile said:
Me too!
Maybe we should get a comfy couch and some throw pillows.


Sounds like a plan. While we are at it might as well get a some food, drinks, and make ourselves at home.
 
yui said:
Me, too. :( I'll be in the corner...painting my toenails f*ck-me-red for no apparent reason, if you need me.

Pull up a chair. Logophile and I are getting comfy, you should join us. Oh, bring extra nail paint I think i might as well paint my toe nails too.
 
carsonshepherd said:
You two have been talking behind my back! I knew it.


Well, I haven't yet. But that sounds like a really good idea.



Pssst! Hey Scarlett! Want to IM and talk about Carson's quirks?:D
 
Celtic Princess said:
Well, I haven't yet. But that sounds like a really good idea.



Pssst! Hey Scarlett! Want to IM and talk about Carson's quirks?:D

:eek:

Scarlett, remember who cooks for you... :heart:
 
Celtic Princess said:
Well, I haven't yet. But that sounds like a really good idea.



Pssst! Hey Scarlett! Want to IM and talk about Carson's quirks?:D
What? Carson has quirks? Surely not. :D

Scarlett, remember who cooks for you...
:heart: and damn fine cooking, I might add.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
What? Carson has quirks? Surely not. :D


Only the obvious ones. Mine are way worse. But this isn't about me. Nope, it's about him. There's a whole thread that says so... some where. :p
 
Celtic Princess said:
Only the obvious ones. Mine are way worse. But this isn't about me. Nope, it's about him. There's a whole thread that says so... some where. :p
It's Carson's world, we just live in it.

Piece of ass went to bed early again... Back on this thread
My SO is currently snoring on the sofa. Looks like I'm stuck here too.
 
Can I just get a standing post here?

It would make much more sense for me to post if I actually do get laid.

Now that I think about it, in that case I think I'll be hiring a sky writer. :D
 
minsue said:
Can I just get a standing post here?

It would make much more sense for me to post if I actually do get laid.

Now that I think about it, in that case I think I'll be hiring a sky writer. :D

I'll start you a "Min Got Laid" thread of your very own:heart:
 
minsue said:
Can I just get a standing post here?

It would make much more sense for me to post if I actually do get laid.

Now that I think about it, in that case I think I'll be hiring a sky writer. :D

I don't know about writing, but I could definately make you see things in the sky.... with some good drugs at least.. :p
 
carsonshepherd said:
Piece of ass went to bed early again... Back on this thread. :rolleyes:


At least your piece of ass is in your bed. You get a snuggle buddy. That's better than nothing. :)


Although, right now, I'd rather get laid than have a snuggle buddy.
 
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