The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Fell asleep on the couch so was useless for the horizontal mambo regardless.

But why do women have to look so damn good in just a t-shirt and panties?

Gets me every time.
 
I like to think there's always hope. Some stranger flirting in the grocery store that turns into a torrid passionate romp and then they are gone and you never even know their name. Or that friend whom you've lusted after finally admits the desire is mutual. Or alien hotties abduct you and force you to mate with them over and over again to study human behvior.

But then again I'm a hopeless romantic, who is just a little weird and kinky.

Nothing last night, but maybe if I do Mother's day well enough this weekend...
 
i have a date with my toys tonight i think...
and ill be lying down
so tomorrow i can say i got laid
 
OhMissScarlett said:
I can't even masturbate without falling asleep. I'm so boring, I even bore myself. :rolleyes:
Try standing up. At least when you hit the floor you'll wake up.
 
caution: poor cher impersonation ahead:

SNAP OUT OF IT!



there, i feel much betterer now.
 
elizabethwest said:
:eek:

Have you caught my disease???
I doubt it. My bf has been being a moody bitch. So, nothing for him. By the time I get through with all my housework, I'm too tired to do anything anyway.

p.s. Kendo, I can't do it standing up for some reason.
 
sigh

I went to a whorehouse with a fist full of $100 bills and they slammed the door in my face. :(

I don't have a plan B.

Luckily, Fistina is in a good mood.
 
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