The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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lucky-E-leven said:
Studying the Old Testament really just pounds the desire flat. :(

Depends on which part love. Songs of Solomon are quite inspirational.

:heart:
 
I didn't get laid today either.
Or yesterday.
Or the day before that.

OK, well it's been a really long time.
Now, where are all those AA batteries again?
 
carsonshepherd said:
All that begetting didn't get you hot Lucky?

Are you kidding? I kept waiting for some kind of kinky old school version of sex with some description. So far, all that's happened was creation, the fall & the flood. Big Whoop! :rolleyes:
 
Evil Alpaca said:
I think I've got a permanent seat on this thread.

Maybe we should go in on box seats? Then at least we won't be alone in here!

Hi Furry! :kiss:
 
logophile said:
Maybe we should go in on box seats? Then at least we won't be alone in here!

Hi Furry! :kiss:

Hey babe . . . how you doin'?
(Try and imagine readin' that with a Jersey accent . . .)
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Had better weekends. "Freezing rain" sucks . . .

You?

Fine. Tired.
Spent the weekend at a retreat with other midwives and birth-y types.
First we talk about babies.
And then we talk about complications.
And then we talk about sex.

At that point I typically pretend to be asleep so as not to scare the young'uns with tales of my proclivities.

But the hot tub was nice.
So was the steam room. Maybe time for a new story...
 
logophile said:
Fine. Tired.
Spent the weekend at a retreat with other midwives and birth-y types.
First we talk about babies.
And then we talk about complications.
And then we talk about sex.

At that point I typically pretend to be asleep so as not to scare the young'uns with tales of my proclivities.

But the hot tub was nice.
So was the steam room. Maybe time for a new story...

We love tales of your proclivities.... :heart:
 
No luck so far tonight. I did just have an interesting 'writing exercise' though. Don't think I've ever had my punctuation corrected in such a sexy way before. ;)
 
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