Remec
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There once was a girl with titties so small
You'd not be far off to say none at all,
But her mosquito bites
fit the appetites,
Of the ass-man who lived down the hall.
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There once was a girl with titties so small
You'd not be far off to say none at all,
But her mosquito bites
fit the appetites,
Of the ass-man who lived down the hall.
champagne1982
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Dancing, Eeew Blech Blech
Well, yes. It's something
undefined (and truly disturbing)
that makes me dread the dance
floor below the stage
where the handsome crooner sings
a great cover and his lips
are the ones I want to hear
ask, "Open for me. Just
for a moment." That would be
magical and then I see
you hanging on to the faint
hope that I relent and at last
you'll get that mercy fuck.
Your hair falls in wisps
across your forehead
in a distinctly feminine
curl and your lips are too red,
too full, and far too wet
to tempt me to open, open for you.
Lift your sweaty palm up
to rest against my back, not
the curvy line of muscle
rounding out where ass meets
thigh. Oh God! Did you just
brush an erection against
my leg, insinuating
how wonderful it would be
(for you) if I would open,
and mercifully fuck you stupid?
Not tonight, not ever. I'll never
do your sister the date favour
never, ever, again.
butters
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all skin, tendon, bone
dark skin flushed with life
dentures bright in the april sun
neon pink track shoes
that look too heavy for such thin ankles and shins
cell-phone tucked into headband
music to keep her moving
she's picked up her years
light as a handbag
and runs a city marathon
she leaves me breathless -
exhilarated!
dark skin flushed with life
dentures bright in the april sun
neon pink track shoes
that look too heavy for such thin ankles and shins
cell-phone tucked into headband
music to keep her moving
she's picked up her years
light as a handbag
and runs a city marathon
she leaves me breathless -
exhilarated!
UnderYourSpell
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When it gets to 10 degrees belowses
and you've trouble feeling your noses
Don't aim to go far,
when you can't find your car
'Cos digging it out drops 10 toeses!
and you've trouble feeling your noses
Don't aim to go far,
when you can't find your car
'Cos digging it out drops 10 toeses!
UnderYourSpell
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Todski your subject is 'Blondes'
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Ange your subject is including the words 'and the roar of the crowd'
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Ange your subject is including the words 'and the roar of the crowd'
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Remec your subject is 'English football' 
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Champ your subject is 'Your favourite dog or breed of dog'
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Butters your subject is 'The Wind in the Willows' Toad. Badger and all
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Champ your subject is 'Your favourite dog or breed of dog'
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Butters your subject is 'The Wind in the Willows' Toad. Badger and all
champagne1982
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LOL darling... I can see your climate be too temperate since -10 is too warm for frostbiteWhen it gets to 10 degrees belowses
and you've trouble feeling your noses
Don't aim to go far,
when you can't find your car
'Cos digging it out drops 10 toeses!
...
UnderYourSpell
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LOL darling... I can see your climate be too temperate since -10 is too warm for frostbite
Really? I don't think I've ever been where it's -10 (I've been on a Canadian glacier though, does that count?) but it sounds damn cold to me!
Blondes
those of fair haired persuasion
not normally my taste
but it seemed a waste of an evening to say no,
Her legs lithe, her sway light my sight drawn
from eye, to eye to lips,
drink in hand her tongue slides out
finds the straw, her lips close round
she stares into my eyes and swallows
those of fair haired persuasion
not normally my taste
but it seemed a waste of an evening to say no,
Her legs lithe, her sway light my sight drawn
from eye, to eye to lips,
drink in hand her tongue slides out
finds the straw, her lips close round
she stares into my eyes and swallows
UnderYourSpell
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What's not to find tasty in us blondes?!!! and as you've seen we certainly know how to flirt
What's not to find tasty in us blondes?!!! and as you've seen we certainly know how to flirt
hahah, well let me say that particular blonde opened up my appreciation for the fair haired of our species
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hahah, well let me say that particular blonde opened up my appreciation for the fair haired of our species
*raises eyebrow!* I see!
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For that you will get another subject which is including the word magnetron in an erotic poem
Just another late night
In the Museum of Technological Curiosities
Cleaning the Twenty Second Century Exhibit
Brushing cobwebs from antiquities as always
The familiar gang of robotic humanoids
Cyborgs retired from civil service
And other assorted androgenous mandroids
With the exception of a recent aqcuisition
A newcomer to this assembled line-up
Now on display in all his old school glory
Or, I should say, its
Not, his
For this was no he
Unlike the others
This fellow was more machine than man
When it came to polishing its pelvic unit
An extra dose of spray from the aerosal can
I know it was impulsive
Scrubbing that magnificent lever
Rubbing more thoroughly than ever
That's when this antiquated model Magnetron
Became activated for the first time in forever
Alive
And was more than merely turned on
Bionics flexing after many centuries
Deprived of lubricated joints and exercise
Hydraulic hoses, rams accumulating fluid
Pressure increasing in exponential rise
Rotating its head
Looking me straight in the eyes
As I leaned over the workbench of a bed
Telling you no lies
I swear what I saw was
Desire
The LED light of the cyclcops visor
Starting out as a tiny blinking ember
Intensified into a pulsating fire
As I continued massaging its mechanical member
Cautiously looking about for my supervisor
Or the officers tasked with securities
If you ask, the next thing I remember was
Hiking up the skirt of my uniform
Clumsily stripping off my panties
Straddling this bodacious bot
I got on my hands and knees
Cradling me in metallic embrace
Both intimate and trusting
Staring artificial intelligence in the face
It began a thrusting
Like I've never felt before
Delivering with precision
Pumping harder than any human being can
More machine than man
Filling me with burning ecstasy
Processed without benefit of a cooling fan
More machine than man
The best night of sex I may have ever had
More machine than man
Programmed never to be a jerk
Incapable of being jealous or mad
More machine than man
He was
More machine than man
Always late coming home from work
Leaving him makes me so sad
More machine than man
He is
More man than you will ever be
Come on, Magnetron
Let's get it on
You're the only one for me
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Angeline
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You're gonna say I cheated because of the "and." But there are "ands" aplenty in the poem.
Bread and Circuses
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Bravo
but for a critique I would say the last 3 lines are superfluous, although I realise that's where your subject word is inserted
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You're gonna say I cheated because of the "and." But there are "ands" aplenty in the poem.
Bread and Circuses
Very clever, well done anddddd who but you could I expect to break the rules!
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you used ecstasy, had fun reading
butters
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Butters your subject is 'The Wind in the Willows' Toad. Badger and all
secretary to the old lady
hawking her wares on threadneedle street
he would lose himself in reverie
of drawn-out summer afternoons
camaraderie
and messing about on a river
the wild wild woods
as counterpoint
a shiver in the back of his mind
reduced to bedtime stories
because to keep that shiver inside -
all literary pretensions aside -
would be like allowing the weasels
to take over his thoughts
the horse to bolt
the cart to overturn
the car to crash and spill and
Trouble with a Capital T
(trouble avoided at all costs
precision his watchword
stamped on ledgers and fine-print and
speeches)
sunny banks and those
complexities of friendship
the river runs
and runs
some line break adjustments:
secretary to the old lady
hawking her wares on
threadneedle street
he would lose himself
in reverie
of drawn-out summer
afternoons
camaraderie
and messing about on a river
the wild wild woods
as counterpoint
a shiver in the back of his mind
reduced to bedtime stories
because to keep that shiver
inside -
all literary pretensions
aside -
would be like allowing the
weasels
to take over his thoughts
the horse to bolt
the cart to overturn
the car to crash and spill and
Trouble with a capital T
(trouble avoided at all costs
precision his watchword
stamped on ledgers and fine-print and
speeches)
sunny banks and those
complexities of friendship
the river runs
and runs
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Magnetron
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Uh-oh ....... is that one of those cliched words I was best to avoid?
Had fun writing.
butters
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i liked these lines the best for their wry humour:
Filling me with burning ecstasy
Processed without benefit of a cooling fan
UnderYourSpell
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Very clever, it's all there even without direct mentions. Impressive!
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