ArcticAvenue
Randomly Pawing At Keys
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Brunch.
Brunch is a thing now.
Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad, but this is what Brunch has become.
Denise groaned, “Ohhh, Emma Stone was absolutely gorgeous in La La Land. GOR-geous. That yellow dress was absolutely perfect on her.”
Saline shook her head, “not like that blue one she wore. Blue goes way wrong with her eyes.”
“No no, I like her in blue too,” Denise replied. “It was that peach disaster.”
Sandra waved a posh hand and moaned out agreement, “dreadful, absolutely dreadful for that skin tone.”
“See that?” Todd chipped in leaning out of the dress talk, “Osweiler got traded to the Browns. He can pretty much retire now without raising a finger.”
“What did the Texans get for that,” Kyle asked.
“Draft picks. Nothing but Draft Picks.”
“I don’t know why they put her in peach,” Saline slipped in.
“Probably because she has red hair. But her skin tone was way wrong for that.”
Kyle asked, “no other big moves yet in Free Agency?”
Sandra, who pronounces it like s-ON-drey, just to be that much more posh chimed in. “Everyone has red hair these days. That’s all the Hollywood people want to see.”
“Patriots seem to be moving around. Sent their Tight End to the Packers.”
“Like Amy Adams. She seems to be in everything.”
“They lost Peppers though.” Kyle mentioned. “They had a shit defense to begin with.”
“But her red is like, bottle red. I hate that red on her.”
“Like that what’s her name. What’s her name.”
“Who do you mean.”
“Kyle hun,” Saline asked, “who was that one girl in that movie with the aliens.”
“Gonna have to narrow down which alien movie,” he replied.
“The one with Matt Damon?” Denise asked.
Salina added, “Yeah that one, but not the one that he grows poop potatoes, the one with Matthew McConaughey.”
Todd blurted in a dull voice, “MURPH.”
“With the aliens?” Kyle asked.
Sandra waved her hand and reached for her wine glass, “now that was a dreadful film. Everyone wearing such drab clothing. So depressing.”
“MURPH!”
“What was the name of it?” Salina asked again.
Arthur, who basically stayed silent for more of the conversation finally spoke up, “Do you mean Interstellar?” They were sitting in a cafe, and while the guys tried to pay attention to the thinly dressed waitresses, the girls chattered loud enough that he couldn’t focus on much else.
His girlfriend Denise put a hand on his knee, “yes dear, but what was her name?”
“MURPH!” Todd said louded.
Kyle joined in, “MURPH!”
“Was that her name?”
“That was her character.”
“MURPH!”
“I don’t know, I stopped watching it when it got all wierd.”
“None of it made sense. They fly in their space ship and crash into a space ball then it’s years later.”
“That black star thing was pretty, though.”
“I didn’t see any Aliens though.”
“MURPH!”
“But what was the point of doing all that if they all get old and die?”
“Will someone please explain to be the whole bookcase thing. Like what was he doing on the other side of it and why didn’t he just stick his hand through.”
Arthur spoke up again, “It’s a tessaract. Actually, the geometry is a tessaract. You see we live in four dimensions, length, width, height, and time. The tessaract in the movie was to show that time could be reachable at any space, rather than in the constant flow forward. That gave him the ability to communicate throughout all time of his own existence. Realizing that he was the one sending himself his own messages from earlier in the movie, it was up to him to send those signals to Murph. Allowing the film to be a complete circle onto itself. Showing this was a film not about space but time.”
All of the other five stared at him. They probably didn’t understood what he said, but they weren’t short of ridicule.
Kyle and Todd both looked at each other and chimed in unison, “MURPH!” That brought them all into laughter.
In general they were all good people to hang with. Todd was cool even if Sandra was a bit of a bitch. Kyle only started dating Salina a few months ago, but seemed to be fitting in with the gang pretty well. For the most part they all get along. Arthur just kind of gets bored with the conversations from time to time.
As some of that conversation dwindled down, Denise leaned over and whispered in Arthur’s ear. “Please don’t talk like that when we get home sweety. It’s so hard to be sexy when you say stuff that is confusing. And you know how I like an afternoon delight.” She was three glasses of mimosa in, and getting frisky. That’s not a bad thing to have usually, because what guy doesn’t want a fit blonde riding their hardon. Not that Arthur was rough on the eyes. His short cut brown hair, bluish eyes, and easy smile meant he was never really all that lonely growing up. Sometimes it just gets … well … boring.
And there is nothing worse than boredom.
Brunch is a thing now.
Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad, but this is what Brunch has become.
Denise groaned, “Ohhh, Emma Stone was absolutely gorgeous in La La Land. GOR-geous. That yellow dress was absolutely perfect on her.”
Saline shook her head, “not like that blue one she wore. Blue goes way wrong with her eyes.”
“No no, I like her in blue too,” Denise replied. “It was that peach disaster.”
Sandra waved a posh hand and moaned out agreement, “dreadful, absolutely dreadful for that skin tone.”
“See that?” Todd chipped in leaning out of the dress talk, “Osweiler got traded to the Browns. He can pretty much retire now without raising a finger.”
“What did the Texans get for that,” Kyle asked.
“Draft picks. Nothing but Draft Picks.”
“I don’t know why they put her in peach,” Saline slipped in.
“Probably because she has red hair. But her skin tone was way wrong for that.”
Kyle asked, “no other big moves yet in Free Agency?”
Sandra, who pronounces it like s-ON-drey, just to be that much more posh chimed in. “Everyone has red hair these days. That’s all the Hollywood people want to see.”
“Patriots seem to be moving around. Sent their Tight End to the Packers.”
“Like Amy Adams. She seems to be in everything.”
“They lost Peppers though.” Kyle mentioned. “They had a shit defense to begin with.”
“But her red is like, bottle red. I hate that red on her.”
“Like that what’s her name. What’s her name.”
“Who do you mean.”
“Kyle hun,” Saline asked, “who was that one girl in that movie with the aliens.”
“Gonna have to narrow down which alien movie,” he replied.
“The one with Matt Damon?” Denise asked.
Salina added, “Yeah that one, but not the one that he grows poop potatoes, the one with Matthew McConaughey.”
Todd blurted in a dull voice, “MURPH.”
“With the aliens?” Kyle asked.
Sandra waved her hand and reached for her wine glass, “now that was a dreadful film. Everyone wearing such drab clothing. So depressing.”
“MURPH!”
“What was the name of it?” Salina asked again.
Arthur, who basically stayed silent for more of the conversation finally spoke up, “Do you mean Interstellar?” They were sitting in a cafe, and while the guys tried to pay attention to the thinly dressed waitresses, the girls chattered loud enough that he couldn’t focus on much else.
His girlfriend Denise put a hand on his knee, “yes dear, but what was her name?”
“MURPH!” Todd said louded.
Kyle joined in, “MURPH!”
“Was that her name?”
“That was her character.”
“MURPH!”
“I don’t know, I stopped watching it when it got all wierd.”
“None of it made sense. They fly in their space ship and crash into a space ball then it’s years later.”
“That black star thing was pretty, though.”
“I didn’t see any Aliens though.”
“MURPH!”
“But what was the point of doing all that if they all get old and die?”
“Will someone please explain to be the whole bookcase thing. Like what was he doing on the other side of it and why didn’t he just stick his hand through.”
Arthur spoke up again, “It’s a tessaract. Actually, the geometry is a tessaract. You see we live in four dimensions, length, width, height, and time. The tessaract in the movie was to show that time could be reachable at any space, rather than in the constant flow forward. That gave him the ability to communicate throughout all time of his own existence. Realizing that he was the one sending himself his own messages from earlier in the movie, it was up to him to send those signals to Murph. Allowing the film to be a complete circle onto itself. Showing this was a film not about space but time.”
All of the other five stared at him. They probably didn’t understood what he said, but they weren’t short of ridicule.
Kyle and Todd both looked at each other and chimed in unison, “MURPH!” That brought them all into laughter.
In general they were all good people to hang with. Todd was cool even if Sandra was a bit of a bitch. Kyle only started dating Salina a few months ago, but seemed to be fitting in with the gang pretty well. For the most part they all get along. Arthur just kind of gets bored with the conversations from time to time.
As some of that conversation dwindled down, Denise leaned over and whispered in Arthur’s ear. “Please don’t talk like that when we get home sweety. It’s so hard to be sexy when you say stuff that is confusing. And you know how I like an afternoon delight.” She was three glasses of mimosa in, and getting frisky. That’s not a bad thing to have usually, because what guy doesn’t want a fit blonde riding their hardon. Not that Arthur was rough on the eyes. His short cut brown hair, bluish eyes, and easy smile meant he was never really all that lonely growing up. Sometimes it just gets … well … boring.
And there is nothing worse than boredom.