Philosophies On The Fly

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Is the fly is going up or down
Because ya know
The philosophies can be mighty different depending

No wait! This is Lit, I'll bet it's an open fly

Alright now we're getting somewhere
I love the promise of an open fly
A peek of pubes or taught skin

Hmm, am I supposed to be able to think philosophically now?

Ah, I see what you did there.
You tricky wicked :devil:
I'd cane you but then
That'd just get us back to taught skin
 
Ok, the true story behind the title~
A big ass fly was buggin me, (yes, some have big asses~called the kardashian fly) anyway, when i picked up the swatter, he zoomed away.
Me said, "that's a good philosophy, mr fly, got another?"
He flew back and said, "yes. It's really ok to shit where you eat"
And a thread was born.
 
And no, i didn't skish the rare and elusive kardashiian fly. (they're protected in the south) i caught it, named it Plato, and built it a cage.
Every day it gives me a dose of wisdom for a gram of cat shit.
But some of it is just common sense.
~drink beer for breakfast
~smoking is good for you
~you should kill your neighbor, fuck his wife, then kill her too
~work sucks, go fishing
~watch more reality tv shows
I like Plato. Finally something in life makes sense.
 
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but the only fool that ever believes you all the time, is your own foolish self.
 
Sometimes, hate is just love with a chip on its shoulder.
(i stole this, but can't remember from whom)
 
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