Old 08-22-2012, 10:25 PM   #3151
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To this day whenever I make a bed, I have my mom in my head saying "hospital corners!"
Ugh!
Yup, my mom (an RN) made me do those too. What killed me is while I was training as a CNA, I was the only one in the class who could figure it out! Nobody else in the class ever had to make their beds that way as kids.

I still make my bed the same way every single morning!
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Old 08-22-2012, 10:33 PM   #3152
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There are people who don't teach their kids to use hospital corners in making their beds?
 

Old 08-22-2012, 10:39 PM   #3153
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Yeah, my mom is old school.
Graduated RN in the mid 60's.
If the corners weren't done right, she'd make me do them again until they were.
 

Old 08-22-2012, 10:51 PM   #3154
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Lol
Yeah, my mom is old school.
Graduated RN in the mid 60's.
If the corners weren't done right, she'd make me do them again until they were.
Everyone has what they think is important. I'm sure they find me as odd as I find them.

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Old 08-23-2012, 07:56 AM   #3155
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Believe it or not: I don't make a perfect bed.
 

Old 08-23-2012, 08:37 AM   #3156
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Believe it or not: I don't make a perfect bed.
gazing over at mine..... I'm not sure "disaster" is the right word but I always need to give it some semblance of normalcy before I retire for the night ha
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:36 PM   #3157
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The good days make up for the bad. One of my favorite patients came in today. He's only 3, and just the sweetest little guy. He just wants to be carried around draped over your shoulder. Cute as a bug, too.
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:53 PM   #3158
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The good days make up for the bad. One of my favorite patients came in today. He's only 3, and just the sweetest little guy. He just wants to be carried around draped over your shoulder. Cute as a bug, too.
when you're 3 and you get draped over a woman's shoulder, it's cute

when grown-up guys throw women over their shoulder, it's caveman behavior lol

I'm sure he is a breath of fresh air in all that you typically face...

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Old 08-23-2012, 09:42 PM   #3159
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when grown-up guys throw women over their shoulder, it's caveman behavior.
Depends on the woman... and the guy.
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:51 PM   #3160
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
 

Old 08-23-2012, 11:20 PM   #3161
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Depends on the woman... and the guy.
do you prefer for your feet or your head to be facing forward?

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Old 08-23-2012, 11:20 PM   #3162
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
damn you zoomed past 7,000 posts and we forgot to throw a party!
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:38 PM   #3163
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do you prefer for your feet or your head to be facing forward?

Feet. With a hand on my ass. There's just something about the loss of control...
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:44 PM   #3164
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damn you zoomed past 7,000 posts and we forgot to throw a party!
Party in the staff lounge! The punch is DEFINITELY not spiked.

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Old 08-23-2012, 11:48 PM   #3165
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Feet. With a hand on my ass. There's just something about the loss of control...
yes you can forget all about those decisions, decisions!

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Old 08-23-2012, 11:51 PM   #3166
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yes you can forget all about those decisions, decisions!

Exactly. Let someone else make them for a change. I'm just gonna lay back and enjoy the ride.
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Old 08-23-2012, 11:57 PM   #3167
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Exactly. Let someone else make them for a change. I'm just gonna lay back and enjoy the ride.
how far do you want me to carry you before I put you on a bed?
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Old 08-24-2012, 12:04 AM   #3168
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how far do you want me to carry you before I put you on a bed?
You decide.
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Old 08-24-2012, 12:09 AM   #3169
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You decide.
oh now I have to make the decisions?? hahahahhahahaha

I guess somebody does
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:55 AM   #3170
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Pt: I think you have the wrong guy.
Me: Do you know where you are?
Pt: I am in hell. I donít know what you are doing here.
Me: You are in the hospital. You broke your face.
 

Old 08-24-2012, 11:00 AM   #3171
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It feels like somebody beat me up in my sleep. WTF
 

Old 08-24-2012, 11:28 PM   #3172
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It feels like somebody beat me up in my sleep. WTF
Sleepwalking?
 

Old 08-25-2012, 12:47 AM   #3173
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I watched 'Officer and a Gentleman' so I know how to make a bed and bounce a quarter off it like it's only natural.
 

Old 08-25-2012, 09:58 AM   #3174
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Pt: I think you have the wrong guy.
Me: Do you know where you are?
Pt: I am in hell. I donít know what you are doing here.
Me: You are in the hospital. You broke your face.
you should write a sitcom!

let's have a contest what the next lines of dialogue should be

here's my lame entry

Pt: Are you the devil?
Janey: No, but the doctor who is going to take care of you hasn't slept in 48 hours, good luck with that
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Hahahahaha! I'd never say that.
 
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