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Chris Cooley is a Redskin again. All is right in the most powerful city in the world.
Will he be text donging again?
 

Old 10-23-2012, 12:27 AM   #244302
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On the valve faking note, did Mittens only just find out about commercial counterfeiting?
I often wonder about counterfeit food. Mostly because I'm a bit crazy, but don't tell anyone.

When you buy a pound of Velveeta, how do you really know it's Velveeta and not some cheap Chinese knock off that the Piggly Wiggly put on the shelf for a premium price?
 

Old 10-23-2012, 12:28 AM   #244303
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Will he be text donging again?
Let he who has not text donged cast the first stone(s).
 

Old 10-23-2012, 12:30 AM   #244304
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I often wonder about counterfeit food. Mostly because I'm a bit crazy, but don't tell anyone.

When you buy a pound of Velveeta, how do you really know it's Velveeta and not some cheap Chinese knock off that the Piggly Wiggly put on the shelf for a premium price?
With Velveeta, I don't think there's anything anyone can do to make it more fucked up than it is already.
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:36 AM   #244305
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With Velveeta, I don't think there's anything anyone can do to make it more fucked up than it is already.
pfffft... you know nothing of cheese-like products. You probably don't even have the squirt cheese in the can over there.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 12:38 AM   #244306
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pfffft... you know nothing of cheese-like products. You probably don't even have the squirt cheese in the can over there.
I know Australians don't. They're always surprised when I tell them about it.
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pfffft... you know nothing of cheese-like products. You probably don't even have the squirt cheese in the can over there.
I think they tried to sell it over here but even the chaviest didn't buy it.
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:39 AM   #244308
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Or three and whatever the fuck "Ý" that is.
You're just jealous......
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:42 AM   #244309
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:46 AM   #244310
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:46 AM   #244311
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:47 AM   #244313
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Time for one more b-day bj.
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39 is enough!
 

Old 10-23-2012, 12:48 AM   #244315
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:49 AM   #244316
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One to grow on!
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:50 AM   #244317
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Ha.

Extra letters.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 01:53 AM   #244318
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more proof of your stupidity, kid?
 

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more proof of your stupidity, kid?
Get off my case. Anyone that likes Marmite has no business calling anyone stupid.
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:03 AM   #244320
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Get off my case. Anyone that likes Marmite has no business calling anyone stupid.
if you don't like me calling you stupid then you should try not being stupid.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 02:05 AM   #244321
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if you don't like me calling you stupid then you should try not being stupid.
I'll stop being stupid if you stop smearing that shit on your toast. It tastes like a swamp rat's asscrack.
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:10 AM   #244322
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I'll stop being stupid if you stop smearing that shit on your toast. It tastes like a swamp rat's asscrack.
unlike you, i have never tasted a swamp rat's arse crack to compare it to.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 02:14 AM   #244323
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unlike you, i have never tasted a swamp rat's arse crack to compare it to.
That won't be necessary; it tastes like Marmite.
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pete is funnier.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 02:26 AM   #244325
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