How To Get To Heaven When You Die

DO YOU ACCEPT JESUS GIFT OF SALVATION BELIEVING HE DIED N ROSE AGAIN FOR YOUR SINS?

  • YES

    Votes: 48 16.4%
  • NO

    Votes: 148 50.5%
  • I ALREADY ACCEPTED JESUS GIFT OF SALVATION BEFORE

    Votes: 62 21.2%
  • OTHER

    Votes: 35 11.9%

  • Total voters
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It's like I said to the Chaplin in the ER Just before I was rushed to the Cath Lab when he asked if I had any religious needs seeing that I was having a Heart attack.

I thanked him and assured him I had already said a little prayer and that my spiritual bags had been packed for a long time now and that I was ready to go home whenever I was called.

It came out so natural and cheerful that I'm not sure whom it impressed the most...me or him. But he left out the door knowing he could be of far greater service somewhere else.

My answer to people when they asked me if I was worried about dying was and still is...Why No.

Why should I be?
 
What makes you think it's a fairy tale? Do you know the history of why men place their faith in Jesus Christ?

Yes, I do. I'd wager that I would school you on theological history, son.

Sounds like you're newly saved and doing your part to spread the word. You do you. Just know that you're an atheist, too. I just believe in one fewer god than you.
 
Oh it gets better.

I ended up dating one of "The Risen" from here. She pulled it under a different name before I showed up and I never knew till after she moved on....

Then come to find out she was married to another one of our parishioners during that time and I never knew that either.

I dont ask a lot of questions....

lol

Don't ask if you don't want to know the answer, it's easier that way.
 
Many people believe in many things.

Some people Believe in GOD and Jesus Christ.

Some people know them and are learning their ways so that they may know them better.

And THAT drives some people into a madding fury.
 
God will accept you if you will simply humble yourself before Him and accept His offer of Salvation through Jesus Christ, believing that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins and turning to Him for salvation.

Let me guess. You learned about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a 12-step meeting and decided to two-step; skipping steps 2-11?

He did not 'Rise for your sins' nor was the agony suffered on the cross in any way related to that. He bled for your sins in Gethsemane. His death was the antithesis of eternal life which is different than salvation.
 
I figure if you go to Hell for fuckin' and suckin' and drinkin' and cursin' and all the other fun stuff, it must be a happenin' place with all the party hardy folks.

Frank, Joe, and even Fenton did throw a hearty, shiver-me-timbers party from time to time, but I am not sure you can count on finding them in hell.
 
No god

There is no god (gods), no heaven, no hell, no devil and so on and so on. If you think there is......show me proof! And please don't start quoting the bible......lol.
 
I figure if you go to Hell for fuckin' and suckin' and drinkin' and cursin' and all the other fun stuff, it must be a happenin' place with all the party hardy folks.

Go stick your hand in your stove and see if you can party. Now imagine that pain all over your body and try to party in the pitch dark, naked, no air to breath yet feeling as though you are suffocating, scared and hopless to get out with demonic creatures ripping you apart and maggots eating you and crawling all over you. That's hell.
 
Go stick your hand in your stove and see if you can party. Now imagine that pain all over your body and try to party in the pitch dark, naked, no air to breath yet feeling as though you are suffocating, scared and hopless to get out with demonic creatures ripping you apart and maggots eating you and crawling all over you. That's hell.

It sounds to me like you know exactly where you're headed. Enjoy the demons!
 
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Yes, I do. I'd wager that I would school you on theological history, son.

Sounds like you're newly saved and doing your part to spread the word. You do you. Just know that you're an atheist, too. I just believe in one fewer god than you.

School me.
 
Reading an internet post is "THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I COULD EVER DO!?!"
 
PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU COULD EVER DO AND IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

There are some things that you should know:

1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually and physically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not to have to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. That’s because you must be perfect in order to get to heaven. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.

3. If you will Admit to Jesus Christ that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior, Believe in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead and Accept Him as your Lord and Savior and you will be forgiven and taken to heaven to be with Him when you die.

Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”

Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.."

You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus, believing in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins and placing your trust in Him. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS?

ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FOR SALVATION?

4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and believe it with all of your heart, you could pray something like this to God from your heart:

"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven.

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism

Please see my essays, then tell me where I quote the bible that I am in error. BTW, all of my quotes point out discrepancies in the bible.

Do I know the history of all of the people who put their faith in God/Jesus. Let's see, there's all of the popes, the last one made a saint, I believe, said the church made an error in burning Giordano Bruno alive, but no mention of all the Cathars, etc. Oh, then there's Zwingli, the famous Swiss who also cooked many who didn't believe in his way of belief. Then, in his time, there was also Calvin who may have tried to outdo Zwingli, or was it the other way around. Then there were those famous Pilgrims who gave us Thanksgiving and said to promote peace with the Native Americans, but had no compunction in burning "witches" among their own kind, and on and on.

How about those rich preachers worth millions? Do they gather it to dispense it to the poor, even unto giving their cloaks to those who have none. Or what about the famous ones of late who screwed those they shouldn't have messed with. Do you need an itemization?

BTW, how many errors in the Book of Daniel (which started the idea of the Resurection, and who Jesus quoted a few time).

Oh, never mind, you'll have your hands, er, eyes, full reading all the stuff that is never talkied about in your Sunday school, or preached from the pulpit.

Feel free to post your findings here.

Peace, and may you too learn of the truth of the lies.

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The Op is, of course, completely ill informed as the Messiah has yet to come.
 
The Op is, of course, completely ill informed as the Messiah has yet to come.

Messiahs are like street cars. Stick around and another will be along, shortly.

Perhaps he should catch the next one. His attempt to follow in the footsteps of Hay-zeus of Nazareth does not exactly sound filled with the love of Christ:

Go stick your hand in your stove and see if you can party. Now imagine that pain all over your body and try to party in the pitch dark, naked, no air to breath yet feeling as though you are suffocating, scared and hopless to get out with demonic creatures ripping you apart and maggots eating you and crawling all over you. That's hell.

I was thinking of being embalmed and entombed in a lead-lined sarcophagus.
 
Yes, I believe he was crucified. Nearly all of the messiah's of his time were executed for treason.

All messiahs die messy deaths.

From The Messiah's Handbook
You're going to die a horrible death, remember. It's all good training, and you'll enjoy it more if you keep the facts in mind.
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution it not generally understood by less advanced lifeforms, and they'll call you crazy.
 
All messiahs die messy deaths.

From The Messiah's Handbook
You're going to die a horrible death, remember. It's all good training, and you'll enjoy it more if you keep the facts in mind.
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution it not generally understood by less advanced lifeforms, and they'll call you crazy.

John the baptist was beheaded...
 
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