Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

(She's sucking his cock.) I'm glad your here, I usually have to do that myself.
 
Huh now that I have a closer look the more and more you look like my long last mother!
 
Why are you putting ketchup and peppers on my penis... Wait a knife... WHAT??!!!
 
Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex . . .

. . . just about all of the above. Or in real life. Or on a Lit thread. :p
 
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