This is the answer, now what's the question?

Hornblende · Feb 9, 2016

LWulf said:
What should you put in your eyes for an allergy?

The bossa nova

What do you call your new manager in bad italian?

Hopping on one foot.

LWulf · Feb 9, 2016

Hornblende said:
Hopping on one foot.

What is the best way to address your manager while calling him a bossa nova?

Cheers!

ydahecnot · Feb 9, 2016

What was the beginning and end of George Wendt's career?

Flying blind.

DarkSimian · Feb 9, 2016

ydahecnot said:
What was the beginning and end of George Wendt's career?

Flying blind.

What would you be doing if Stevie Wonder was your pilot?

Inverted nipples

QuietLibrarian · Feb 9, 2016

What do you get when that sucker's bottle is empty?

A hot mess.

DarkSimian · Feb 9, 2016

QuietLibrarian said:
What do you get when that sucker's bottle is empty?

A hot mess.

What do you get when you spill boiling spagetti sauce on the floor?

Spores, molds, and fungus

QuietLibrarian · Feb 9, 2016

DarkSimian said:
What do you get when you spill boiling spagetti sauce on the floor?

Spores, molds, and fungus

What do you get when you leave your ham and cheese sandwich on the radiator?

Hot and sour soup.

SomeoneFamiliar · Feb 9, 2016

QuietLibrarian said:
What do you get when you leave your ham and cheese sandwich on the radiator?

Hot and sour soup.

The most delicious thing on a cold day.

Large college textbooks.

MichaelinChina · Feb 9, 2016

large college textbooks.

Why is your bag so damn heavy?

I left it on the bus.

QuietLibrarian · Feb 9, 2016

MichaelinChina said:
large college textbooks.

Why is your bag so damn heavy?

I left it on the bus.

What do you say when your band teacher asks why you've come to class without your sousaphone?

A skull emoji.

MichaelinChina · Feb 9, 2016

QuietLibrarian said:
What do you say when your band teacher asks why you've come to class without your sousaphone?

A skull emoji.

What should every Hells Angel have at hand for emails?

It's not contagious.

DarkSimian · Feb 9, 2016

MichaelinChina said:
What should every Hells Angel have at hand for emails?

It's not contagious.

What does Charlie Sheen tell his dates?

Mr. Spock

MichaelinChina · Feb 9, 2016

DarkSimian said:
What does Charlie Sheen tell his dates?

Mr. Spock

Who's not here for the Mission briefing?

a chimpanzee could.

SomeoneFamiliar · Feb 9, 2016

MichaelinChina said:
Who's not here for the Mission briefing?

a chimpanzee could.

Pick the fleas off your dog,

Snow blankets

MichaelinChina · Feb 9, 2016

SomeoneFamiliar said:
Pick the fleas off your dog,

Snow blankets

What do you say if there's no bedding?

just play dead

lovetopleasewomen · Feb 9, 2016

MichaelinChina said:
What do you say if there's no bedding?

just play dead

What do you do when the wifes pissed at you?

The dog ate it.

DarkSimian · Feb 9, 2016

lovetopleasewomen said:
What do you do when the wifes pissed at you?

The dog ate it.

where is my homework?

Homer J. Simpson

ydahecnot · Feb 9, 2016

What character helps The Simpsons make a lot of doh?

I ain't no sissy

DarkSimian · Feb 9, 2016

ydahecnot said:
What character helps The Simpsons make a lot of doh?

I ain't no sissy

What is something that Mike Tyson has trouble saying?

a bowl full of lime jello

ydahecnot · Feb 9, 2016

DarkSimian said:
What is something that Mike Tyson has trouble saying?

a bowl full of lime jello

What do Tinkerbell and her BFF wrestle in?

Oops, too much

DarkSimian · Feb 9, 2016

ydahecnot said:
What do Tinkerbell and her BFF wrestle in?

Oops, too much

What did John Holmes's wife say the first time they had sex?

Airplane

Tony2015 · Feb 9, 2016

DarkSimian said:
Airplane

What is the first comedy in which I heard jokes about abortion.

Truffles.

(On a side note, love the one about Tinkerbell!!

)

Hornblende · Feb 9, 2016

Tony2015 said:
Truffles.

What am I going to be eating on my forthcoming ski vacation.

Two camels and a goat.

barefootgirl69 · Feb 9, 2016

Hornblende said:
What am I going to be eating on my forthcoming ski vacation.

Two camels and a goat.

What is a Middle East traffic jam?

cupcakes

Shy01 · Feb 9, 2016

barefootgirl69 said:
What is a Middle East traffic jam?

cupcakes

What is good to eat ANY time of day?

Bourbon

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