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Old 01-10-2018, 12:29 AM   #1
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If you call yourself a Christian and Support Trump you are going to Hell

I have compiled a list of all the ways that Trump the Deceiver has perverted scripture, spoken with the forked tongue of the cloven hooved, how he is the Serpent of the Garden, how Trump is Death having entered the World, how the Father of Lies is Trump who has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.

Here is the list:

When Trump's lips are moving, he is lying.

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Old 01-10-2018, 12:53 AM   #2
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I have compiled a list of all the ways that Trump the Deceiver has perverted scripture, spoken with the forked tongue of the cloven hooved, how he is the Serpent of the Garden, how Trump is Death having entered the World, how the Father of Lies is Trump who has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.

Here is the list:

When Trump's lips are moving, he is lying.

Amen.
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Old 01-10-2018, 01:01 AM   #3
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I have compiled a list of all the ways that Trump the Deceiver has perverted scripture, spoken with the forked tongue of the cloven hooved, how he is the Serpent of the Garden, how Trump is Death having entered the World, how the Father of Lies is Trump who has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.

Here is the list:

When Trump's lips are moving, he is lying.

Amen.
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Old 01-10-2018, 01:01 AM   #4
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I have compiled a list of all the ways that Trump the Deceiver has perverted scripture, spoken with the forked tongue of the cloven hooved, how he is the Serpent of the Garden, how Trump is Death having entered the World, how the Father of Lies is Trump who has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.

Here is the list:

When Trump's lips are moving, he is lying.

Amen.
The sign on the gates of Hell states quite clearly 'DEMOCRATS ONLY'
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:48 AM   #5
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I have compiled a list of all the ways that Trump the Deceiver has perverted scripture, spoken with the forked tongue of the cloven hooved, how he is the Serpent of the Garden, how Trump is Death having entered the World, how the Father of Lies is Trump who has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.

Here is the list:

When Trump's lips are moving, he is lying.

Amen.
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:51 AM   #6
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But my 401K is rockin' BABY!
Results don't matter in light of the Democrat "everyone knows it's true" fact that on the day after election of Trump, two momentous events occurred simultaneously, the end of the Bush economy and the beginning of the Obama economy.
And man, how insane did Trump look in that meeting yesterday! Why, hell man, everyone saw him cross his arms! Total wacko!
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Old 01-10-2018, 06:52 AM   #7
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I have compiled a list of all the ways that Trump the Deceiver has perverted scripture, spoken with the forked tongue of the cloven hooved, how he is the Serpent of the Garden, how Trump is Death having entered the World, how the Father of Lies is Trump who has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.

Here is the list:

When Trump's lips are moving, he is lying.

Amen.
So he's pretty much like the Pope, any priest and all television evangelists?
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Old 01-10-2018, 09:38 AM   #8
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The moral differences between Jesus Christ and Donald Trump are at opposite ends of the spectrum.

There is no better way to say "I renounce you Jesus, and all of your teachings, with all my heart and soul!" by pulling a lever in a ballot box for Donald J. Trump. The false god Mammon in the flesh.
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Old 01-10-2018, 09:42 AM   #9
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The moral differences between Jesus Christ and Donald Trump are at opposite ends of the spectrum.

There is no better way to say "I renounce you Jesus, and all of your teachings, with all my heart and soul!" by pulling a lever in a ballot box for Donald J. Trump. The false god Mammon in the flesh.
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Old 01-10-2018, 10:51 AM   #10
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Lie of the Year: 'If you like your health care plan, you can keep it'

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It was a catchy political pitch and a chance to calm nerves about his dramatic and complicated plan to bring historic change to America’s health insurance system.

"If you like your health care plan, you can keep it," President Barack Obama said -- many times -- of his landmark new law. So this fall, as cancellation letters were going out to approximately 4 million Americans, the public realized Obama’s breezy assurances were wrong.

Boiling down the complicated health care law to a soundbite proved treacherous, even for its promoter-in-chief. Obama and his team made matters worse, suggesting they had been misunderstood all along. The stunning political uproar led to this: a rare presidential apology.

For all of these reasons, PolitiFact has named "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it," the Lie of the Year for 2013. Readers in a separate online poll overwhelmingly agreed with the choice. (PolitiFact first announced its selection on CNN's The Lead with Jake Tapper.)
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-me...-plan-keep-it/
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Old 01-10-2018, 10:58 AM   #11
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When in your youth, you believe Republicans have no Heart.

Once you grow up, you realize Democrats have no Brain.

...and some people NEVER GROW UP.
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Old 01-10-2018, 11:14 AM   #12
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When in your youth, you believe Republicans have no Heart.

Once you grow up, you realize Democrats have no Brain.

...and some people NEVER GROW UP.
Belonging to a political party and voting a party line indicates one has given up on the brain thing. Age is not a factor here.
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Old 01-10-2018, 11:16 AM   #13
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Belonging to a political party and voting a party line indicates one has given up on the brain thing. Age is not a factor here.
Because politicians almost never vote along party lines.
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Old 01-10-2018, 11:56 AM   #14
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Belonging to a political party and voting a party line indicates one has given up on the brain thing. Age is not a factor here.
That dude is not very not dumb.
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Old 01-10-2018, 12:24 PM   #15
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I have compiled a list of all the ways that Trump the Deceiver has perverted scripture, spoken with the forked tongue of the cloven hooved, how he is the Serpent of the Garden, how Trump is Death having entered the World, how the Father of Lies is Trump who has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him.

Here is the list:

When Trump's lips are moving, he is lying.

Amen.
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Old 01-10-2018, 01:47 PM   #16
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Yeshua bir Miryam allegedly said that rich folks are going to hell, that his followers should abandon their families and live communally, and that he would return in their lifetimes. Oops. So much for WWJD?
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Old 01-10-2018, 02:10 PM   #17
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not that i disagree, but bnd might not be the best guy to say this.
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Old 01-10-2018, 11:23 PM   #18
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not that i disagree, but bnd might not be the best guy to say this.
Why??
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