Old 04-19-2013, 08:47 AM   #106626
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I recognized the line from Real Genius right away (spoken by Val Kilmer to whoever the main character was played by, I don't remember, not that I ever saw him anything after that).
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My kitchen knives are blunt. When I have to sharpen them, I pretend I'm a Zen Mistress of the Arts and say, "You don't sharpen the blade, you are just re-arranging the molecules along the edge." LOL.

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Old 04-19-2013, 01:51 PM   #106628
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Old 04-19-2013, 01:56 PM   #106629
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I love "Princess Bride."
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I recognized the line from Real Genius right away (spoken by Val Kilmer to whoever the main character was played by, I don't remember, not that I ever saw him anything after that).
Gabriel Jarret. He's done a ton of bit parts since then. Enough to support himself, I guess.

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It's my wife's favorite movie. She's a speech pathologist, and she has a T-shirt she sometimes wears to work with Inigo Montoya's famous line on it: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

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It's my wife's favorite movie. She's a speech pathologist, and she has a T-shirt she sometimes wears to work with Inigo Montoya's famous line on it: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

I used to date a guy who liked quoting Westley to me.

Is it wrong that I can eat one of those smallish bags of Reese's minis all by myself? I try to make them last, but they're so good....
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Is it wrong that I can eat one of those smallish bags of Reese's minis all by myself? I try to make them last, but they're so good....
It's only wrong if you eat a big bag.
 

Old 04-19-2013, 03:31 PM   #106633
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Thank God someone else gets my humor.

Gabriel Jarret. He's done a ton of bit parts since then. Enough to support himself, I guess.

It's my wife's favorite movie. She's a speech pathologist, and she has a T-shirt she sometimes wears to work with Inigo Montoya's famous line on it: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Do tell me please
What is a Speech Pathologist ?
Both words on their own - fine.
Used together - confusion.
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Both words on their own - fine.
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She helps children with learning disorders, or other disorders such as autism that interfere with learning to speak, write and otherwise converse with those around them.
 

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It's only wrong if you eat a big bag.
210 grams.

I used to see a Speech Therapist when I was in grade school. I still don't know how the district managed it since we were perpetually on the edge of bankruptcy, but even with three 's' sounds in her name, she helped me overcome a stutter.
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210 grams.

I used to see a Speech Therapist when I was in grade school. I still don't know how the district managed it since we were perpetually on the edge of bankruptcy, but even with three 's' sounds in her name, she helped me overcome a stutter.
I've never quite overcome mine, but then, my stutter is mostly related to the fact that I have Tourette's Syndrome. It's a neuro-muscular thing, not so much a classic impediment. Still, it's lessened over the years, and I've taken a few speech classes here and there to deal with it. But there are times I can't even say my own name when introducing myself.
 

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I've never quite overcome mine, but then, my stutter is mostly related to the fact that I have Tourette's Syndrome. It's a neuro-muscular thing, not so much a classic impediment. Still, it's lessened over the years, and I've taken a few speech classes here and there to deal with it. But there are times I can't even say my own name when introducing myself.
Yeah, mine pops up from time to time if I'm really tired, or so excited about something that I'm talking way too fast. I don't think it's happened to me onstage.
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Yeah, mine pops up from time to time if I'm really tired, or so excited about something that I'm talking way too fast. I don't think it's happened to me onstage.
Funny how that happens, isn't it? It's an annoyance, but when you really need to talk, sing, whatever, it's suddenly gone.

Until you're done, and then you can't speak for ten minutes. Well, I can't anyway. I do great giving speeches, but afterward, I'm a mute.
 

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I just heard about a woman I went to high school with dying of cancer, and I can't remember anything about her. She must have graduated the year before me because she isn't in my year book (Facebook only had the one picture of her, but that isn't the same). I know I shared classes with her, but I can't remember which ones. Or maybe she was on the fencing team? I just don't know, and now I will never figure it out.
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Good, I think carrying it for two days has convinced him I actually like the stupid bag. I mean, a handbag. . It's not like he hasn't seen me taking them by the sackload down the charity shop when my dad gives them to me, and I had one just like this one given to me three weeks ago. I have two handbags. Well, normally I carry a blue IKEA bag that cost 49p and sometimes I take out my Radley and I have one navy scoop bag - and now I have this stupid garish cloth thing.

Should've given him a fucking list, as usual. Feel like a fucking character in an Oscar Wilde play: "A handbag!"
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Oscar Wilde: "The Importance of being Ernest".
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Earlier this week I put two shirts in the rag bag because their collars were badly frayed.

As my wife brought in two more clean shirts from the washing line I noticed that the collars were beginning to fray. They too will be candidates for the rag bag.

But they were two of my 'good' shirts, for office wear.

I started thinking. When did I buy them?

I haven't worked in an office since 1991. Those shirts weren't new in 1991. The last probable date for their purchase was 1987.

Perhaps I shouldn't complain about shirts that I have been wearing at least once a fortnight for over 25 years.
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