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The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Hey Evil, I'm back as well.

Hey no brain twitches tonight okay? You had three sets of eyes glaring at me last night when I woke up my wife and both cats laughing at that.

Cat

Now, where shall I sit?
 
SeaCat said:
Hey Evil, I'm back as well.

Hey no brain twitches tonight okay? You had three sets of eyes glaring at me last night when I woke up my wife and both cats laughing at that.

Cat

Now, where shall I sit?
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I'm glad my lack of life provided SOMEONE some amusement . . .
You're spot is over next to the pinball machine . . .
 
LOLOL As long as Carson and/or Rhys don't get it in their heads I'm the pinball machine. (Now if some of the women here get that thought in their minds, I wont disabuse them.:devil: )

Cat
 
Hi, my name is Carson and I didn't get laid again today. But it's by my choice. Really! It is!

:(
 
carsonshepherd said:
Hi, my name is Carson and I didn't get laid again today. But it's by my choice. Really! It is!

:(
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Chuckle, snort, hmmmmmm.

Yeah tell me about it.

Cat
 
I had oral surgery yesterday... lots of cutting and slicing and prying and filing of the bone... the nice doctor gave me vicodin but I can't really open my mouth, and I'm too tired to move around much.

Now, who masturbated today?
 
OhMissScarlett said:
I'm not even motivated to masturbate. All I want to do is drink soda and read about Prague. God, I'm so fucking lame. :rolleyes:
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Want I should PM you my latest draft? It inspired me... :D
 
OhMissScarlett said:
By all means, I was getting into it.
;)
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I was gonna fniish it tongiht but I'm too tired... probably will have a rough draft in the morning and then I'll shoot it to ya. :heart:
 
carsonshepherd said:
I was gonna fniish it tongiht but I'm too tired... probably will have a rough draft in the morning and then I'll shoot it to ya. :heart:
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Cool, I'm getting ready to delve into my anal scene, wish me luck!
:D
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Cool, I'm getting ready to delve into my anal scene, wish me luck!
:D
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delving into anal... nice image to go to bed on...

:heart: catch you in the morning....
 
carsonshepherd said:
I had oral surgery yesterday... lots of cutting and slicing and prying and filing of the bone... the nice doctor gave me vicodin but I can't really open my mouth, and I'm too tired to move around much.

Now, who masturbated today?
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That just sounds very icky. I hope you'll be able to open your mouth without pain again soon...



As for masturbation- not yet. But I fully intend to in the next 3 hours. :D
 
carsonshepherd said:

Now, who masturbated today?
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Me.


And sorry about your mouth.

Cat, you can come cuddle up on the couch with me and moonlight. We're about to watch a movie. Anybody up for Office Space?
 
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