MagicaPractica
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That's what you get for being a male model. *shrug*
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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Hi, stop humming please.
MagicaPractica
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You need to put in another coin.
*looks him over* Where?
MichaelinChina
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I swear this is the last time I help you arrange your furniture!
LizVegas79
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Would you like the collars, leashes, whips and dildos on this wall or that wall?
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Well, the room could use someone in the pit applying lotion.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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LMAO! I have three adopted cats; you could rid my life of 67% of my problems in three weeks!
MagicaPractica
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STOP!!! You'll anger the cat gods and we'll all be dead in three days!
Heh, I trust my cats will vouch for me.
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Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duckbill may be somebody's brother. Be kind to your friends in the swamp, or water moccasins may come for revenge. Don't drain that swamp; hand me the plunger.
MagicaPractica
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Hypoxia
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They barbecue nicely, I hear. Two should do for now.
MagicaPractica
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Santa? Downsizing? It's all the online buying, isn't it?
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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You're giving Frosty performance anxiety, and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. Cold, cold, cold. . . .
MagicaPractica
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You're giving Frosty perfectly round snowballs, and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. You're really good at cupping and warming and shaping those . . . ahem
Thank you, I have lots of practice.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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I'm just slightly high.
Nothing wrong with some hair--it's what's inside that's the fun part.
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MagicaPractica
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Hey, whatever comes naturally.
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Yes, water music tends to thicken like pudding left out too long.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Have you ever had a man stand with his face at your crotch and ask you if you dress to the right or left? No, probably not. On the other hand, I've never had my pubes yanked out by a stranger.
loquere
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Walmart, Walmart has some good shit.
MagicaPractica
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I don't think we're talking about the same thing.
loquere
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I look good in awful way, what does that mean?
MagicaPractica
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There, there. Reality bites, doesn't it? I'm staying cozy in my own little world.
Um, pssst, watch out for fangs is all I'm sayin.
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loquere
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Owe, I don't like this anymore.
