The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

TE999 said:

And you get back an unlucky rabbits foot (for the rabbit, that is).

I put in a haunted ouija board...

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Austin8 said:

and you get back a Jumanji game

I put in a tractor tire

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kimbalee said:

...and you get a lovely redneck-stlyed black, rubber planter with a tree in the center of it in your yard.

I put in a smooshed AC condensor...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a ripple which drips water.

I put in a LED light

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sadangel said:

You get back a broken flashlight. Sorry something is wrong with the vending machine today.

I put in my cell phone...

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Austin8 said:

and you get a call from me

I put in a swatch of red satin

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Handley_Page said:

and you'll get the DNA report in the mail together with a new "Swatch" watch.

I put in a small red button

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sadangel said:

And you get back a large purple dragon. Don't ask me why it's purple and not red. I told ya the machine is broken.

I put in a piece of lint from the floor...

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Handley_Page said:

and the cleaner crew want it back.

I put in a pair of purple dragon-skin shoes.

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Noor said:

and you get a yellow poke a dotted balloon

I put in some drafting dots

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Austin8 said:

and you get a purple polka dot bikini

I put in a splitting maul

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TE999 said:

And you get back a scratching hammer. (Ooops...I thought that was spitting )

I put in a spirit level...

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Austin8 said:

and you get a sound recording of Spirit in the Sky

I put in a gas cap from a 62 honda 250cc motorcycle

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kimbalee said:

and you get back a knitted hat.

I put in bunch of pens that don't write...

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Austin8 said:

and I keep them for my pens that don't write collection

I put in a scented letter to someone

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kimbalee said:

and you get back a box of tissues that were sneezed into by the recipient of the letter.

I put in a gift certificate to "cake of the month club."

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Austin8 said:

and you get a spice cake mix and a can of pumpkin

I put in a homemade tire changer

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kimbalee said:

and you get back a homemade apple pie.

I put in some hot pink fingernail polish...

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Austin8 said:

and you get me to help apply it

I put in a plumb bob

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kimbalee said:

and you get back plumb pudding.

I put in some nice, fresh pine sap, scraped off the hood of my car...

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Austin8 said:

and you get a sticky situation

I put in a pink loofa

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Austin8 said:

and you get a sticky situation

I put in a pink loofa

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kimbalee said:

and you get back some pomegranate soap suds and smooth skin.

I put in a rubber ducky...

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Austin8 said:

and we all get in the tub and play hide the ducky

I put in some raspberry bubble flakes

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TE999 said:

And you get back a bottle of scalp conditioner.

I put in an electric toothbrush with dead batteries...

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