Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Tio_Narratore · Jun 21, 2020

loquere said:
You're like that? Yes? God! You're a good little oboist. Now come over here and play on Debbie.

Want me to show her my tonguing techniques?

loquere · Jun 21, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
Want me to show you my barbecuing techniques?

Yes please, I'm starving.

Tio_Narratore · Jun 21, 2020

loquere said:
Yes please, I'm raving.

Stark, too, I presume.

Javahead · Jun 21, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
Stork, too, I presume.

Hey! I've already done my bit for reproduction. I'll take a shotgun to any stork that comes around here!

Tio_Narratore · Jun 21, 2020

RubenR said:
Honestly, I can't help it that I can't get her pregnant. It's just that some men can't do it.

Well, maybe you can get one or two of your drinking buddies to help out.

LizVegas79 · Jun 21, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
Well, maybe you can get one or two of your drinking buddies to come over and help me out of my clothes.

I'd like to have a party where I'm a little outnumbered again, dear.

Tio_Narratore · Jun 21, 2020

LizVegas79 said:
I'd like to have a party where I'm a little numbed put again, dear.

I'm sure the guys at the club will be happy to bring a gallon of margaritas to help you out. They still talk about how much fun it was last time.

LizVegas79 · Jun 22, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
I'm sure the guys at your club will be happy to buy me all the margaritas I want. Do they still talk about how much fun it was the last time you brought me?

I'm thinking about wearing something skimpy and revealing to your boring golf tournament, dear.

Tio_Narratore · Jun 22, 2020

LizVegas79 said:
I'm thinking about wearing something frumpy and concealing to your boring golf tournament, dear.

Then you'll fit right in, sweetheart.

loquere · Jun 22, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
With lube you'll fit right in, sweetheart.

Okay let's do this thing, are you ready for me?

Tio_Narratore · Jun 23, 2020

loquere said:
Okay let's go fishing. have you waders for me?

Just wear your trunks; the water's fine.

loquere · Jun 23, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
Don't wear your trunks; the water's fine.

Okay, it's nude time!

Tio_Narratore · Jun 24, 2020

RubenR said:
Wait! It says 'Clue' on that tuba!

A brilliant observation, my dear Watson.

CharleneBarr · Jun 24, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
A brilliant observatory, my dear Watson.

I think someone's stolen the roof.

loquere · Jun 24, 2020

CharleneBarr said:
I think someone's stolen my Cheesecake.

If we don't have Cheesecake what's the point of even being here, sex without Cheescake is just empty.

Tio_Narratore · Jun 25, 2020

loquere said:
If we don't have the Chesapeake, what's the point of even being here; sex without crab cakes is just empty.

Spoken like a true midshipman!

loquere · Jun 28, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
Spoken like a true friend!

Thank you friend, I try.

Tio_Narratore · Jun 29, 2020

loquere said:
"Damn you, fiend," I cry.

Being a tad melodramatic, are we?

loquere · Jun 29, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
Being a tad loud, aren't we?

Well I get loud when I'm starving, you promised that if I helped you move to your new house that there would be pizza. You don't have an oven yet, so why'd you bring frozen pizza Tio, why?

Tio_Narratore · Jun 30, 2020

loquere said:
Let me get loud when I'm raving! You promised!

Okay, but don't shout with pizza in your mouth. It makes a mess.

loquere · Jun 30, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
Okay, but don't shout with fish in your mouth. It has bones you might choke and makes a mess, plus if you die the house value will drop.

Well thanks for the concern, asshole!

Tio_Narratore · Jul 3, 2020

loquere said:
Well thanks for the cone in my asshole!

I'm always willing to stick to an asshole.

loquere · Jul 6, 2020

Tio_Narratore said:
I'm always willing to finger my asshole.

I asked you how the steak was, what the fuck kind of answer is that?

Tio_Narratore · Jul 7, 2020

loquere said:
I asked you how to break dance, what the fuck made you angry at that?

It's a long story, from back in the days after disco...

Tio_Narratore · Jul 7, 2020

RubenR said:
Ah, unfrocking Ivy Gourd, right?

And her co-worker, Rosemary Sage, too.

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