The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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and you get a pair of hand carved wooden teeth

I put in a ripped pair of Levi's

(nite Tom)

And you get back a sewing kit.

I put in a stained work shirt...

(Take care Austin...see ya)
 
And you get back frustration.

I put in a pack of Trivial Pursuit cards...

Hey Austin!
and you get back a game of strip poker with all the Lit. women

I put in a Camel cigarette non-filter

(Hey Tom!)
 
and you get back a game of strip poker with all the Lit. women

I put in a Camel cigarette non-filter

(Hey Tom!)

And you get back a Chesterfield non-filter. *cough*

I put in a cigarette rolling machine...
 
awww, and you get a red bingo dauber

I put in a dog named bingo... watch out! He bites!

And you get back a mosquito...watch out! It sucks!

I put in a parrot that cusses a blue streak...
 
And you get back a jar of pepper jelly.

I put in a sack of caramel corn...

and you get back a bag o corn nuts

I put in my totally busted celly, Gah!

(nite Buddy)
 
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