Also ... If you would like to experience ocean racing in the safety of your own home, try standing under the shower for an hour or two, tearing up 20 pound notes.
There's also the option of going deep sea fishing on a budget with the Tidy Bowl Man.
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"Uncle Joe! The girls are skinny dippin' in the water tower again!"
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But first blow out the candles
It's always darkest before last call ends.
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Well, everyone knows when you think of Harvard, the first thing that comes to mind is their football team.
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This and other big questions for our time.
When an octopus puts on deodorant, how does he remember where he started?
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