Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"Okay.... So I'm going to need you to not freak out when the police storm in to arrest me."

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"You're an obese bitch!"

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"I want to put my head in yo pussy.... No my human head

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loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"You are so lucky to have my cock in you baby."

Twalter22 · Oct 7, 2014

Done?

Ok, now go down stairs and wait by the door Bernie will be here soon to get me off

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"How many men have there been before me?"

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

A crowd of people laughing and pointing at you.

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"Wave at the webcam, to my boyfriend."

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"I just sharded."

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"Suck my cock right, you dumb bitch."

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"I'm Dick Cheney & I want your vote."

loquere · Oct 7, 2014

"My moms moving in tomorrow."

loquere · Oct 8, 2014

"Huh it could have been better."

fairyqueen · Oct 8, 2014

Hold on I need to take this call, it's my wife.

loquere · Oct 8, 2014

"Your mine forever, if you ever leave me I'll cut your cock off."

SamScribble · Oct 8, 2014

'Oh, damn. You're Cynthia, aren't you? I thought you were Marianne. You two look so alike, it's uncanny.'

JKendallDane · Oct 8, 2014

words a female never, ever wants to hear:

Sorry, but I have to be honest. Your brother turns me on more.

Handley_Page · Oct 8, 2014

Which is my best side ?

JWren · Oct 8, 2014

Remind me, are you the postman or milkman?

SEVERUSMAX · Oct 8, 2014

"By the way, I have AIDS."

loquere · Oct 8, 2014

JKendallDane said:
words a female never, ever wants to hear:

Sorry, but I have to be honest. Your brother turns me on more.

This was good lol!

loquere · Oct 9, 2014

"God I'm bored."

loquere · Oct 9, 2014

"Make me a sandwich."

Zeb_Carter · Oct 9, 2014

Her: "There once was this Great Dane..."

loquere · Oct 10, 2014

Zeb_Carter said:
Her: "There once was this Great Dane..."

There's a story there that can't be told on literotica.

Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

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